Bride-zilla

LMaggz

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I know that there arent many girls out there that frequent this site, but for those of you out there, maybe one of you can help me out. My boyfriends brother is getting married, and his fiance TOLD me that I was in the wedding. Said that I couldnt go to Detroit that weekend, because she had made plans for me. (her first mistake) Then, LAST May, told me that I needed to go get fitted for my dress. Lets just say Im a little top heavy and I have a 50" in. bust line. :boobies: Sooooo.... they ordered the dress 4 sizes too big, to fit up top. I knew instantly that there was no way that I was going to be able to wear such a big dress. Well, now the dress shop is going out of business and they called last week. Said the dresses needed to be paid for and picked up by 1/20. I didnt plan on paying for this dress until March, (the wedding is in June) when I got my tax money back, because I over spent during the holidays, and now Im poor. I told her I didnt have the money, ( and I dont want to pay for a dress that I cant fit into) and she threw a fit. Not to mention, I have lost a some weight since then making the dress even more tent-like. This dress cannot be altered, because it would have to go down more than 4 sizes. SO, it has to be taken all apart, cut, and re-sewed. That is going to cost me a minimum of $250. She bought her dress 2 years ago and cant get it on, 2 of the bridesmaids will be 8.5 months preggo in June, my dress is too big, and another girls dress is too small. So, my question to all of you is, what is the polite way to tell her to shove this dress up her ass, because Im not going to be in her wedding?
 
tell her u've been bleeding for 5 days straight from your vagina, and u don't think that's normal.
 
Tell her to buy the dress and you'll pay her back in March.

It's a fair solution.

OR ask her to pick a different dress that everyone can fit into.
 
wikdsvt said:
OR ask her to pick a different dress that everyone can fit into.

Good lord if it was only that easy. The f-ing dress is discontinued and she wont get her deposit back if she cancels them. For some reason I just cant be my normal bitchy self and tell her to eat it. Im such a girl. Weddings suck.
 
braxx said:
1st: You need to prove to us that you are top heavy!

The whole 50 INCH BUST LINE wasnt enough for ya? :icon_lol: Lemme guess.... a visual guy huh? Get a tape measure, pull it out 50 inches, and make a circle. Stand inside the circle, and pull it up to your chest. And yeah... thats about as visual as it gets right now.
 
Divide and concur.

Your boy friend needs to help out and deliver the message to his brother that this isn't going to work with this dress. The brother needs to man up now or he's going to get freight trained the rest of his life. :)

By the way... anything new going on around Devils Lake? We used to hang out at the grand parent's cottage back in the 70s. :D My grandmother was the one of the gym/biology teachers over at Onstead way back then and my Aunt and Uncle used to live over in Addison. :D

Rick
 
braxx said:
1st: You need to prove to us that you are top heavy! I mean, thats what this is all about anyway isn't it.
Sorry, had a to do it.
Just tell her how you feel. I've learned that you don't have to convince someone of your reasons. Just tell them and be done with it. She still has time to find a replacement for you.
+1
 
LMaggz said:
The whole 50 INCH BUST LINE wasnt enough for ya? :icon_lol: Lemme guess.... a visual guy huh? Get a tape measure, pull it out 50 inches, and make a circle. Stand inside the circle, and pull it up to your chest. And yeah... thats about as visual as it gets right now.
You'll have to convert that info to centimeters too becuase I'm sure we have a few Canadians hanging around here that are trying to get there "minds around" that number. :)

Rick
 
LMaggz said:
The whole 50 INCH BUST LINE wasnt enough for ya? :icon_lol: Lemme guess.... a visual guy huh? Get a tape measure, pull it out 50 inches, and make a circle. Stand inside the circle, and pull it up to your chest. And yeah... thats about as visual as it gets right now.

Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

**makes sputtering motorboat noise**

:icon_mrgr
 
LMaggz said:
The whole 50 INCH BUST LINE wasnt enough for ya? :icon_lol: Lemme guess.... a visual guy huh? Get a tape measure, pull it out 50 inches, and make a circle. Stand inside the circle, and pull it up to your chest. And yeah... thats about as visual as it gets right now.

Holy Shit, I just about fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard
 
Captain Chaos said:
Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

**makes sputtering motorboat noise**

:icon_mrgr
Ahhh Wedding Chasers is a classic film... and somehow... even appropriate here for more than one reason. :D

Rick
 
2001-WS6 said:
anything new going on around Devils Lake? We used to hang out at the grand parent's cottage back in the 70s. :D My grandmother was the one of the gym/biology teachers over at Onstead way back then and my Aunt and Uncle used to live over in Addison. :D

Rick

Its definately not the normal January at the lake thats for sure. The snowmobiles are in the garage calling my name. Your granny taught at onsted? LOL I graduated from there!
 
Captain Chaos said:
Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

**makes sputtering motorboat noise**

:icon_mrgr


Just because I can, doesnt mean that I do. Well.... not all the time anyways!!
 
2001-WS6 said:
Divide and concur.

Your boy friend needs to help out and deliver the message to his brother that this isn't going to work with this dress. The brother needs to man up now or he's going to get freight trained the rest of his life. :)


Rick

Agreed
 
braxx said:
The sad part is I couldn't pull it up to my chest.
My Chest is 64", ya... I'm a big dude!


So maybe that wasnt a good example. But pics are out of the question. Im at work and I value my job. work=money=bills paid=happy. Wait. anyways, this wasnt supposed to be about boobs. Its about my encounter with bride-zilla!!
 
LMaggz said:
Its definately not the normal January at the lake thats for sure. The snowmobiles are in the garage calling my name. Your granny taught at onsted? LOL I graduated from there!
Ahh yes, many good times on the lake and the golf course before they got all Nazi abou protecting the grass. :D

Yep, Elizabeth Farrant but I think she retired by the late 70s or early 80s though. :)

Rick
 
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