Bride-zilla

LMaggz said:
The whole 50 INCH BUST LINE wasnt enough for ya? :icon_lol: Lemme guess.... a visual guy huh? Get a tape measure, pull it out 50 inches, and make a circle. Stand inside the circle, and pull it up to your chest. And yeah... thats about as visual as it gets right now.
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Sorry some of us are not use to that type of a measurement approach. Hang, bounce, and handfuls are the universal measurements of Man Law. :icon_mrgr

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If none of the dresses fit or will fit when needed tell the shop to pound sand. How much of a deposit do you stand to loose?
 
Bishop said:
Sorry some of us are not use to that type of a measurement approach. Hang, bounce, and handfuls are the universal measurements of Man Law. :icon_mrgr

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If none of the dresses fit or will fit when needed tell the shop to pound sand. How much of a deposit do you stand to loose?
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Damn how could I forget 'Man Law'??? Looks like I need to get my shit together. Lets see here.... Hang: Uh.... They hang very nicely. Bounce: Only when I walk, jump, run, laugh, sneeze, or move. They ARE boobs ya know. Handful: More than one. Maybe two small hands, or 1.5 big hands. I cant cover em up with just my two hands. Happy now? LOL
 
Detroit Muscle said:
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This would be a great time to put up pics. If the topic of this thread was "RATE MY BOOBS". But, it clearly is not. And, I am at work. So, even if I did post my boobs up here, I couldnt even look at em. And what fun would that be? None. So if I dont get to have fun, neither do any of you by getting to see them. *sticks out tongue* So there!
 
LMaggz said:
Damn how could I forget 'Man Law'??? Looks like I need to get my shit together. Lets see here.... Hang: Uh.... They hang very nicely. Bounce: Only when I walk, jump, run, laugh, sneeze, or move. They ARE boobs ya know. Handful: More than one. Maybe two small hands, or 1.5 big hands. I cant cover em up with just my two hands. Happy now? LOL
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Yes, that puts it in perspective.:thumbsup:
 
every bridesmade dress store does the same thing, has you come in for a fitting, then orders the dress wrong and charges you to alter it, its a big scam. My wife had to get hers altered, but found out if you find a senior center in you area there are older ladies there that do it (cheap[ and excellent quality) for spare cash. if you dont wanna do that tell her you will have a funeral to go to the week of the wedding
 
moneypit said:
every bridesmade dress store does the same thing, has you come in for a fitting, then orders the dress wrong and charges you to alter it, its a big scam. My wife had to get hers altered, but found out if you find a senior center in you area there are older ladies there that do it (cheap[ and excellent quality) for spare cash. if you dont wanna do that tell her you will have a funeral to go to the week of the wedding
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Wow. I never thought of going to a senior center! That is a great idea! Bride-zilla just called and wants to meet me at the dress shop tomorrow. I'll run that by her. Thanks!!!
 
LMaggz said:
Wow. I never thought of going to a senior center! That is a great idea! Bride-zilla just called and wants to meet me at the dress shop tomorrow. I'll run that by her. Thanks!!!
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could we get pics of bride zilla? :icon_mrgr
 
moneypit said:
cancell previous request, how about the hot slutty girl at work ? Every work has one
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That would get me in trouble. Reason being, her boyfriend frequents this site. Thats all I need is for him to come across her pic on here. But who knows, I might bring some friends up to Ignace this year. *shrugs* Never know.
 
LMaggz said:
Happy now? LOL
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Of course they aren't!

I think the real victim in this situation is your BF's brother :D

I'm sorry you have to deal with this. If she told you that you had to be in it, why dont you tell her you ain't gonna do it?

I was in a wedding once. It was almost enough to cure me of the desire to have female friends, and certainly any notion of marriage/weddings :D
 
Well.... uh.... thanks for the interesting advice everyone. I just have to stand up for myself. Yeah. Just walk right up to her, look her right in her hatchet face, and say...... Look here bitch!!! My boyfriend has something to tell you! Then, hide behind him, as he tells her the bad news.
That is definately handling things like a trooper!!! I have to say, that this time, Im going to be a sissy-la-la.

Have a great weekend all you sick n twistd men.
 
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