2013 College Football Megathread

OK, the last OSU joke before kick off...

Buckeye walks into the Varsity Club the night before The Game and says to the Bartender, “I’m feeling good about tomorrow and I want a beer – but nothing from St. Louis or Milwaukee.”

Bartender says, “Between you and me and the bar stool, the best beer I got in the house is a smooth pale lager – smuggled in from across the border.” Then he whispers, “It’s Spartan Beer. Wanna try it?”

Buckeye immediately goes livid. “You’re outta your mind! Last time I tipped back a Spartan I couldn’t stop till the tenth one. Then I went home blew chunks!”

Bartender says, “Dude, you put back ten of anything and you’re gonna feel wrong.”

Buckeye says, “You don’t understand. Chunks is my Rottweiler.”

Jim, good luck and thanks for having a good sense of humor. I hope it's a good game...
 
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