what's the dumbest/most embarrasing corporate thing you've done

91trunk said:
I have funny story about an old co-worker that has since passed on.

John had this family of deaf folks. He would take them out on the lot to show them cars. When anyone else would walk by he would start yelling "Are you gonna buy this fucking car or what?" or "Don't jack me off you tire kicking bastards".

He did this everytime they got a new car and every time he would get someone with it.

He also would turn the radio up all the way when he pulled the car around. He would have it on a rap station or something crazy. He would make sure to turn the bass way down<so the couldn't feel it> and roll the windows down.

We use to laugh our asses off.


RIP John Mondin :(
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I swear that this is the hardest I have laughed in weeks!!!!! :roll: :lol: :lau:
 
Crazzy_Al said:
I swear that this is the hardest I have laughed in weeks!!!!! :roll: :lol: :lau:
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You had to know John. He was the funniest MF'r I've ever met. He kind of showed me the ropes when I started.
 
Crazzy_Al said:
Come on, why do you have to use me as an example?

Anyway, when I was working sales at Nordstrom in Somerset I was seeing a few girls who also worked in the mall. Well, it became common practice to take said girls up to the second floor of the stock room and have "relations." :lol: Well, a few minutes in to one of the sessions I hear the door to the stock room open up. I look down (the floor to the second story of the stock room was like very thick perferated metal) and see my manager (also a guy and a cooze hound) below me looking for a shirt for a customer. We went quiet, but still proceeded on. She let out a moan and my boss just stopped...but didn't look up. 10 minutes later I hear a snicker and look behind me to see 6 people (including my manager at the time) watching me go to work on this fine young lady. My manager did hear us, went back out to the floor, rounded up 5 other employees and they came into the stock room and very quietly made their ways up the stairs. When we finished up and walked out of the stock room everyone on the floor was standing there chearing and clapping...even the 3 female employees, the gay guys, and a few people from the SUIT and also the SHOE departments. I turned red and started laughing, she made a B-line out the store and into the mall. Needless to say that girl NEVER came back to my department for anything, not even to come get me to go to lunch. I always had to go to her. :lol:




Yesterday I found my camera...which was last used for my party...
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Was Marina there? I think she used to work over in the suits.
 
WayFastWhitey said:
Was Marina there? I think she used to work over in the suits.
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No. This would have been back in 1999 or 2000. There was only 1 moman in suits at the time, and she was a middle-aged lady. Her name was not Marina.
 
I had a day at the bank I used to work at that I'll never forget. This was while helping out at a neighboring branch, which meant I was away from my desk with all of my notes, phone numbers, etc. I was waiting on a customer on the customer service side and had to call our help desk to refresh my memory on how to access certain information. I start dialing the number to the help desk without picking up the receiver so I could multi-task while working through their option menu. As it's ringing over the speaker phone, I get up to go grab a form from the desk nearby. Next thing I know, it stops ringing and this chick starts saying in a really sexy voice, "Hey there big boy! Don't just sit there with your hand down your pants..." At this point I am diving through the air to knock the receiver off the hook to take it off of speaker phone trying to save what little dignity I have left. Of course, the customer starts looking at me like I'm some kind of freak and I had to explain why some sex chat advertising line was just on the speaker phone. But, I couldn't figure it out. I must have turned 3 shades of red and got a few looks from the tellers as well. Later that week, I find out that I had mis-dialed the number by one digit. After all, I wasn't at my desk and was going from memory. Needless to say, there was a big difference between 1-800-***-8644 and 1-800-***-8664!
 
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lol similar story.. gave the telebanking number to a PREACHER he wrote it down wrong. instead of 1800-886-5400, he wrote 1-800-866-5400 lol if u wanna hear the difference, just call it haha
 
SSpdDmon said:
I had a day at the bank I used to work at that I'll never forget. This was while helping out at a neighboring branch, which meant I was away from my desk with all of my notes, phone numbers, etc. I was waiting on a customer on the customer service side and had to call our help desk to refresh my memory on how to access certain information. I start dialing the number to the help desk without picking up the receiver so I could multi-task while working through their option menu. As it's ringing over the speaker phone, I get up to go grab a form from the desk nearby. Next thing I know, it stops ringing and this chick starts saying in a really sexy voice, "Hey there big boy! Don't just sit there with your hand down your pants..." At this point I am diving through the air to knock the receiver off the hook to take it off of speaker phone trying to save what little dignity I have left. Of course, the customer starts looking at me like I'm some kind of freak and I had to explain why some sex chat advertising line was just on the speaker phone. But, I couldn't figure it out. I must have turned 3 shades of red and got a few looks from the tellers as well. Later that week, I find out that I had mis-dialed the number by one digit. After all, I wasn't at my desk and was going from memory. Needless to say, there was a big difference between 1-800-***-8644 and 1-800-***-8664!
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Please keep more stories like this coming. :lol: :roll: :lau:
 
WayFastWhitey said:
I was thinking that you worked at 5th avenue, not nordstroms. and was commenting on the fact that it might have been her that you took to the stockroom. :lol:
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I don't think so. This girl did work on the opposite side of the mall, but her name wasn't Marina.
 
Crazzy_Al said:
I don't think so. This girl did work on the opposite side of the mall, but her name wasn't Marina.
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too bad for you then. :lol: She might still work there. very nice if you know what I mean :lol:
 
Crazzy_Al said:
Please keep more stories like this coming. :lol: :roll: :lau:
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Good stories. 888 IBM HELP is IBM's helpdesk. Try to gues what 800 IBM HELP reaches. I've dailed that on speaker phone.

We have a guy from China named Bo Zo. True story. We always make the receptionist page him, especially when there are customers in the building.
BOZO line 2, BOZO line 2.
 
I worked at a restaurant for several years and at various times we had handicapped people come in and do some prep work. Well we had a blind guy for a while named Jimmy. Jimmy would basically wash dishes during a lunch rush well jimmy decided he had to take a crap and found his way to the bathroom in the back. My boss (female) walked in on him unloading; all you hear is a loud scream and a door slam everyone in the restaurant heard and trying to get a look in the back. The funny thing is blind guys don't turn the lights on when going into a dark rooms or lock doors al least this one didn't. Litterally I laughed for hours.
 
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