what's the dumbest/most embarrasing corporate thing you've done

Funniest thing we ever did at work was this.

I used to work in loss prevention at meijer. One of the guys used to go into the other workers mailbox'/cubbyholes and take food, gum, etc. A bunch of us decided to re-wrap a hershey bar with ex-lax in it.

come to find out, it wasn't the guy that took the candy bar this time; it was the manager. She had to call in sick for 2 days from eating a kingsize ex-lax bar. lol, had the shits for 2 days.

And we never told her that it was from that, lol. Never tried to get the guy back either tho.........
 
Got caught with a bartender at the restaurant. Cost me my job and my girlfriend. Most expensive piece of ass ever.
 
slb351 said:
I worked at a restaurant for several years and at various times we had handicapped people come in and do some prep work. Well we had a blind guy for a while named Jimmy. Jimmy would basically wash dishes during a lunch rush well jimmy decided he had to take a crap and found his way to the bathroom in the back.
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You had a blind guy washing dishes?:dontknow:
I guess it better then having the deaf girl waiting tables.
I hope I never eat at that place.
 
MotownPaceCar said:
You had a blind guy washing dishes?:dontknow:
I guess it better then having the deaf girl waiting tables.
I hope I never eat at that place.
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He had a helper with him but I don't know where she was at the time? It was a Taco Bell most employ the help of the handicap for prep so chances are you have. This was 10 years ago.
 
slb351 said:
He had a helper with him but I don't know where she was at the time? It was a Taco Bell most employ the help of the handicap for prep so chances are you have. This was 10 years ago.
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Yeah, they come in and help us out from time to time, also.
 
MotownPaceCar said:
Got caught with a bartender at the restaurant. Cost me my job and my girlfriend. Most expensive piece of ass ever.
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Whoa!!! This didn't happen recently, did it? :icon_eek:
 
Crazzy_Al said:
Ok, good. Your current girl seems nice, and losing your job in this market suuuuuuuuuucks!!!
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Thanks, man.:wink:
I would hate to be looking for work in this market. Luckly, people gotta eat!:badass:
 
2 years ago, the manager and I had some burgers and onion rings from a burger joint down the road. These things were greasy! I was sitting in the break room (which is tiny), and was talking to another employee. I didn't hear the door open, and a customer came in. I had no clue a customer was in our office, about 15 feet away. I felt this terrific fart coming on, and did not want to waste an opportunity. I lifted my left leg and ass cheek off of the chair, and gave a great push. This fart was LOUD, and honestly like 4 seconds long. I start laughing my ass off, naturally, and walk out into the main office. Yep, customer heard it. She stared at me for a second, and gave me a "guys are gross" look. What makes it worse? The girl was HOT! I turned red, and just walked out back. I can now look back and just laugh at this, but it was really embarassing because of the noise I made LMAO!

This is even better, but didnt happen to me.

A guy I work with now, used to work at Toys R us during college. He used to drink beer a lot (obviously). He went into work on a saturday, with very bad beer shits.
He was helping out a customer for 15 minutes, showing them different bikes and their features. He said he thought he had to fart, so he thought he could squeek one by. As he is talking to the customer, he tries to fart, but shits his pants. Yes, he sharted. He said it was absolutely disgusting. I guess a lot came out, and he immediately called another employee over to assist the customer, while he waddled off. He had to walk across the whole store to the back room, then to the bathroom LMAO!
 
Golden said:
2 years ago, the manager and I had some burgers and onion rings from a burger joint down the road. These things were greasy! I was sitting in the break room (which is tiny), and was talking to another employee. I didn't hear the door open, and a customer came in. I had no clue a customer was in our office, about 15 feet away. I felt this terrific fart coming on, and did not want to waste an opportunity. I lifted my left leg and ass cheek off of the chair, and gave a great push. This fart was LOUD, and honestly like 4 seconds long. I start laughing my ass off, naturally, and walk out into the main office. Yep, customer heard it. She stared at me for a second, and gave me a "guys are gross" look. What makes it worse? The girl was HOT! I turned red, and just walked out back. I can now look back and just laugh at this, but it was really embarassing because of the noise I made LMAO!

This is even better, but didnt happen to me.

A guy I work with now, used to work at Toys R us during college. He used to drink beer a lot (obviously). He went into work on a saturday, with very bad beer shits.
He was helping out a customer for 15 minutes, showing them different bikes and their features. He said he thought he had to fart, so he thought he could squeek one by. As he is talking to the customer, he tries to fart, but shits his pants. Yes, he sharted. He said it was absolutely disgusting. I guess a lot came out, and he immediately called another employee over to assist the customer, while he waddled off. He had to walk across the whole store to the back room, then to the bathroom LMAO!
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Both VERY funny!!!
 
Golden said:
You should've heard my fart. It had that greasy lumpy cam thing going on:laugh:
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OMG! :laugh: I cant see how you guys can do that shit.....Thats like my buddy....he farts and it sounds like hes got twin inbored/outbored OMC cobras from a boat...You know the ones that sound wet but rumble and girgle at the same time.....I swear this guy shits his pants everytime he does it......When he walks away I look to make sure he doesn't have anything driping out of his pant leg. LMAO!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
while on a drive somewhere a few mechanics and engineers( a female too) decided to go to the bar after a 120 hour work week. We decided to walk a few buildings down from the hotel to the bar. We walk in and it wasn't a bar it was a full nude joint. We all looked at the girl and she said "I don't care" Just as we found out they didn't serve alcohol at full nude places in walks the head engineer and one of the top execs.
They sorta looked at us funny but when they saw the female engeer trying to hide everyone started laughing as she turned bright red
 
1BADAIR said:
while on a drive somewhere a few mechanics and engineers( a female too) decided to go to the bar after a 120 hour work week. We decided to walk a few buildings down from the hotel to the bar. We walk in and it wasn't a bar it was a full nude joint. We all looked at the girl and she said "I don't care" Just as we found out they didn't serve alcohol at full nude places in walks the head engineer and one of the top execs.
They sorta looked at us funny but when they saw the female engeer trying to hide everyone started laughing as she turned bright red
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which one was she?
 
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