What should i do about my hillbilly neighbors ?

TRBOBUICK

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I usually dont post this kind of stuff but I am so pissed I need some advice...

20 something year old neighbors moved in next door this year and I knew something was up due to the rebel flag front plates, the pirate flag that they fly on their front porch, the rebel flag he flys on his backyard shed, and the rebel flag sticker on his front door.

A month after he moves in , the two indoor cats he had are kicked outside because they start to spray inside his house. Now we feed the cats because they're starving.

2 months later they get a basset hound and on more than a dozen occasions they leave the dog outside without food and water for 48 hours at a time. I go over there sometimes to feed and water the dog because we feel bad for it. And the barking... Jesus that dog wouldn't shut up. His back porch is level to my bedroom window and the dog is about 25 feet from me.

I went over to talk about the barking and they eventually got rid of the dog.

This summer I'm sitting in the living room and the stench of garbage is filling my nose. I cant find anything. I look out my window and this assjack has his garbage cans leaning on my house, right under my window. For the next 3 days I take them and park them in his driveway. He still doesnt get the message. I go over and talk with him and he thought that the property line went along my wall.

When I go over and talk with him and I see that he has 2 new puppy's. Now that the dogs have got bigger, he goes to work and leaves them outside on the back porch. For some reason, he keeps trash on his back porch. These dogs also have no food and water so they are forced to eat the garbage. I had enough when I saw one of the puppys halfway thru the styrofoam of a DVD package.
I call animal control and now they have food, water, and shelter now but they still bark. From 6:30 am until midnight on most days. His girlfriend doesnt work, but the dogs still stay outside all day.

While I'm over there I also remind him of the tree in his yard that is growing towards my house and hitting the shingles on my roof. Last week i decided to trim the branches and toss them into his lawn. The TWO FOOT lawn that he has NEVER mowed . He proceeds to throw them back over to my side.

I go over to talk to him and he says he will trim his tree better. I go inside the house and I over hear them through the open window talking about the asshole next door (me). I go back and talk to him, this time a little more angry. I take him to the tree and show him that it is on his side . He calms down since i dont think he knew. Then his bitch banshee girlfriend comes out yelling "fuck this and fuck that". She starts crying saying I'm an asshole for costing them money. I ask how I cost them money and she says that animal control made them buy dog houses, new bowls, get them licenced, and get their shots updated, ect. I ask how that is my fault that the law makes you take care of their animals? She says it was my fault for calling animal control.

Now to yesterday... Yesterday morning it was a 6:00 am wakeup call. For me , my girlfriend, and our 5 kids. Awesome. The barking did not stop all day. I went over at midnight to talk. I said enough is enough, something has to be done about your dogs waking up my family every day. She starts screaming that i woke up their baby and slammed the door in my face.

Today, same thing . I called the cops and they said there is no noise ordnance. Or a garbage ordnance. Or stray cat ordnance . Or a two foot lawn ordnance . They came over and spoke to them but im ready for revenge. I want to open up some Brian vs Jelly revenge but im also super pissed right now.

Hes the question; what should my next step be ?
 
Nobody wins a pissing match with neighbors, keep that in mind. That being said, you could run a generator all night and say your powers out, just face the exhaust toward their house. Or buy an old school bus, park it front of his house, fill it with fake skeletons and make them all looking at his house. Or get a flood light mounted on your house pointing at his bedroom window and keep it on all night.
 
well how clear of a message do u want to send ?
it sounds to me that u have been more then fair dealing with these tards .
 
Nobody wins a pissing match with neighbors, keep that in mind. That being said, you could run a generator all night and say your powers out, just face the exhaust toward their house. Or buy an old school bus, park it front of his house, fill it with fake skeletons and make them all looking at his house. Or get a flood light mounted on your house pointing at his bedroom window and keep it on all night.

hahahahahahahaha a fucking school bus ! haaha CLASSIC!
 
Watertucky trash! LOL I feel for you brother. Seems you've been upfront and vocal which is step #1. Wish I had some solid advice for you.
 
Sounds like one of those things that may only be settled with a war, as mentioned. If you go this route, be sure to share :lol:
 
Isn't there some website where you can send someone a platter of shit, all wrapped up like a gift? I'm sure there is. That would be good too.
 
remember that you have to live next to them whatever you do. seems like there not that bright so there most likely retaliate, so keep yourself safe and the kids. the asshole might get them involved to get the message back to you...
 
That sucks Brain, I feel for ya. We have some morons next door now that cut down every tree in their back yard (and into the commons area) because his wife doesn't like trees. WTF, you bought a house that backs up to woods! After he kept dropping them into my lawn and knocking branches off our trees I went over and threatened to punch his teeth down his effing throat - it worked. They have been way better lately and more considerate. Good luck, hopefully you can work things out.
 
Damn, theres no lawn ordinance?! My grass got pretty long one time and Dearborn Heights was kind enough to inform me that it must stay under 6 inches. I
 
I have a 60 watt light bulb on the side of my house that I accidentally left on, and my neighbor decided to come over, remove the fixture glass, and unscrew my light bulb until it stopped working...hes going to shit when I tell him that his professionally installed landscape bricks on the side of his/my house are about 6 inches on my property per the lot survey I have, and I am moving them when I poor new concrete in may.... LOL (of course the day I dig the old concrete out and set the forms.)
 
That's really awful Brian. No matter how gracious you are some people refuse to be decent.

I feel bad for the dogs and their baby. Their kid didn't pick inbred retarded hicks for parents.

I'd turn the other cheek and forgive them, and pray that the neighbors on the other side burn their house down with them trapped inside.
 
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