So my first day as a daddy....
- Thread starter Buuhbye guy
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SVT32VDOHC
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Sounds like you are having fun over there! My mom and dad always tell me those old stories and say just wait!!!!.....I guess I'm in for it someday. :lol:
littlemissGTO
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All parents have been there. I remember my oldest boy would always pee in the water glass that was left on the edge of the dresser. Kid had the best aim ever.
Just wait until you're out in public and he has a blowout. Poop all over you and none in the diaper. Fun times for sure.
Just wait until you're out in public and he has a blowout. Poop all over you and none in the diaper. Fun times for sure.
uke:Just wait for the BOMB...the liquid shit that will fill up a diaper then start to seep out of the sides of it..during a road to MI from NY abby dropped an A-bomb.. we had the windows open so we didnt smell it utill we got behind a semi and turbulant air changed in the car and WOW>>we smelled it then!!
pulled over and OMFG..she had liquid poop running down her legs onto socks and shoes. Her outfit was ruined, he car seat was shiterated..absolute mess..funny thing was she never woke up at all!..must be nice to shit yourself while you sleep, and wake up like it never happend lol..
another time i have her a bath and was holding her in a towel on my shoulder..suddenly i felt warm lol..she hosed me down and was laughin hysterically!!.
the best is when thier sick and you hold them over your shoulder..then theres vomit running down your back and neck..mmmm yep thats were its at!!
Congrates on the kid bud!!..and welcome to the 4 hours of sleep/per night crowd lol..
pulled over and OMFG..she had liquid poop running down her legs onto socks and shoes. Her outfit was ruined, he car seat was shiterated..absolute mess..funny thing was she never woke up at all!..must be nice to shit yourself while you sleep, and wake up like it never happend lol..
another time i have her a bath and was holding her in a towel on my shoulder..suddenly i felt warm lol..she hosed me down and was laughin hysterically!!.
the best is when thier sick and you hold them over your shoulder..then theres vomit running down your back and neck..mmmm yep thats were its at!!
Congrates on the kid bud!!..and welcome to the 4 hours of sleep/per night crowd lol..
orangejuiced86
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Or when they have the flu and you rush them to the tub while there is a river of shut flowing out of there ass. Good luck bud!
$uperstang
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Congrats!
Wait till the umbilical cord falls off while your changing him. Happened to me with the first one and I started screaming: "Ahhhh...honey I did something...wrong help....oh my God!!!" She came running in, the baby is just staring at me and I said "look!" she said "my God it's just the umbilical cord, they fall out after as while." Jesus, someone could have freaking warned me, so now I'm passing on the wisdom
Wait till the umbilical cord falls off while your changing him. Happened to me with the first one and I started screaming: "Ahhhh...honey I did something...wrong help....oh my God!!!" She came running in, the baby is just staring at me and I said "look!" she said "my God it's just the umbilical cord, they fall out after as while." Jesus, someone could have freaking warned me, so now I'm passing on the wisdom
orangejuiced86
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Lmao @ superstang!!!
TURBO'D 428 C.I. STANG
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ha ha ha...lol
