So my first day as a daddy....

[Buuhbye guy]

So im changing little mans diaper and he pooped, no biggie so my girlfriend is on one side keeping him occupied and as im wiping the majority of his poop with the diaper I come in for the kill with the wipe and get the excess of the butt crack and he decides to fart and sprays the remainder of the poop on my hand, so my gf is dying laughing and im like thanks little buddy.

Next evoloution we switch, im not getting sprayed again, so my gf is changing his diaper and Im holding both of his hands keeping him entertained and blowing farts on his cheeks and then the next thing I know my arm is getting hot, and then liquid in my ear and now its dribbling down my head...he strikes again by pissing on me...so my gf is fallling out now and cant contain herself.

So on the first day I got poop spackled to my hand and a golden shower! Ahhhhhhh the joys of parent hood lmaooooo!

 

[cjmatt]

congrats, welcome to the life of a mexican hooker

 

[hangemhigh]

been there.....p-lenty of times....




say......by the way.......save some dinner for the little guy. don't be a breast hog......:gr_jest:

 

[raroz28]

congrats, welcome to the life of a mexican hooker

LMAO!

Great story, cracked me up. Saw it happen to my uncle too.

 

[cutlassclass]

LMAO, we all have to learn the hard way.

Hint: Pull diaper back expose to cold air then cover again. He will pee into the diaper instead of your face her face dr's tie. Then just continue as usual ..also point him down when you diaper him and his diaper wont leak out the top.

 

[mikesfastss]

Priceless man congrats on the lil guy

 

[Lucky7s]

LMAO, we all have to learn the hard way.

Hint: Pull diaper back expose to cold air then cover again. He will pee into the diaper instead of your face her face dr's tie. Then just continue as usual ..also point him down when you diaper him and his diaper wont leak out the top.

X2

And congratulations!!

 

[Gold Rush]

lol, good luck with that little guy.

ps. clear your inbox, its full!

 

[Scooter70]

been there.....p-lenty of times....

Yup. We all have. Just wait for the giant poop explosion some time when you're not at home. They all have at least one where they pretty much cover their entire back in poop. For my son it happened at Autorama while he was riding around in the stroller. We had to throw away his entire outfit in the COBO bathroom.

Look... it's the Buuhbye guy smiley -----> :hitfan:

say......by the way.......save some dinner for the little guy. don't be a breast hog......:gr_jest:

Bahahahah!!

 

[FlyLike]

congrats, welcome to the life of a mexican hooker

:bowrofl:

 

[COOKIE MONSTER]

Can't wait.

 

[L98Terror]

Bonding already, congrats man

 

[orangejuiced86]

Been there many times. My middle boy had an amazing stream of piss that went about 5' across the room onto a freshly stack of ironed and dry cleaned shirts of mine.

 

[standy]

Congrats on the birth of your Son! Sorry about your luck as far as the bodily functions go. hahaha:gr_jest:

 

[Stormy81]

Congrats! You need to have some girls, they're nice and TIDY! NOT!:crap:

 

[wikdsvt]

Congrats

 

[detroitfire23]

That's awesome! It only gets better my man

 

[hangemhigh]

Look... it's the Buuhbye guy smiley -----> :hitfan:

Bahahahah!!

dohhhhhhhhhhhhh...........:gr_jest:


just remember bro, we are laughing with you, not at you!!!!!!

 

[jpsartre12]

So im changing little mans diaper and he pooped, no biggie so my girlfriend is on one side keeping him occupied and as im wiping the majority of his poop with the diaper I come in for the kill with the wipe and get the excess of the butt crack and he decides to fart and sprays the remainder of the poop on my hand, so my gf is dying laughing and im like thanks little buddy.

Next evoloution we switch, im not getting sprayed again, so my gf is changing his diaper and Im holding both of his hands keeping him entertained and blowing farts on his cheeks and then the next thing I know my arm is getting hot, and then liquid in my ear and now its dribbling down my head...he strikes again by pissing on me...so my gf is fallling out now and cant contain herself.

So on the first day I got poop spackled to my hand and a golden shower! Ahhhhhhh the joys of parent hood lmaooooo!

Congratulations. It's a symbolic initiation ritual for parents. You get shit and pissed on from Day 1. LTLHOMER has christened me more than once.

It gets better. Now his aim is much more refined. :gr_jest:

 

[Hugger Z]

Congrats man. Mom told me I got her with pee at an airport once. My sister has 3 boys and learned really quick to keep a diaper handy as a deflector.