If you ever go in for surgery where they partially knock you out, don't...

[mrvids]

...take your spouse. Evidently you say things when doped up that you normally wouldn't say.
Today I learned that after my surgery yesterday I said
"I kicked some serious ass in the half marathon Sunday". The nurse said "I'm proud of you", after that I turned to my wife and said "She said she's proud of me, how come you never tell me that?"
Nurse: "We're concerned about his low heart rate." to which I repled "It's low because I am a highly trained athlete."
I evidently also said I had to go to work because we went from 150 to 100 employees and I didn't want to let my co-workers down.
I also didn't remember the phone number of where I have worked the last 26 years, nor did I have any idea how to dress myself. I did however tie my own shoes.
The last thing I remember was waiting to be wheeled into the OR, and after that I remember holding a bag on my lap from Taco Bell on the trip home, but recall nothing in between.

 

[Stalker]

After one of my surgeries from the accident, I came out from being under and there was a hot nurse, my dad, and my wife all standing over me. I started hitting on the nurse. THen, when I realized what I was doing, I told her I knew someone who she should meet (Tony) and tried to cover my tracks. When I realized that wasn't working, I decided I would change the subject and tell my wife what I wanted for Christmas (this was in February) for the coming year. My wife and dad coudn't stop laughing.

 

[mikesfastss]

dam now I want taco bell

 

[JpMotorsports]

When I was 18 I had my wisdom teeth pulled and when I came to I was talking loud about how my doctor was a god damn jew for not giving me the laughing gas they promised. Then walking out I told me mom "fuck I need a beer and a cig" They didnt know I did that stuff lol I later blamed it on the drugs lol

 

[erk2581]

When I was 18 I had my wisdom teeth pulled and when I came to I was talking loud about how my doctor was a god damn jew for not giving me the laughing gas they promised. Then walking out I told me mom "fuck I need a beer and a cig" They didnt know I did that stuff lol I later blamed it on the drugs lol

I said somethin pretty similar...like "man i'd kill for some skoal" I then proceeded to tell my mom how much of a dumb bitch whore the nurse was for missing my vein 3 times. I also spoke like 3-4 sentences in perfect fluid and fluent spanish to one of the cute nurses cuz I thought she was Mexican. Only two problems. A) She was Middle Eastern. B)I've never taken a Spanish class a day in my LIFE.

Anesthesia>>>>>Rosetta Stone

 

[erk2581]

When I was 18 I had my wisdom teeth pulled and when I came to I was talking loud about how my doctor was a god damn jew for not giving me the laughing gas they promised. Then walking out I told me mom "fuck I need a beer and a cig" They didnt know I did that stuff lol I later blamed it on the drugs lol

I said somethin pretty similar...like "man i'd kill for some skoal" I then proceeded to tell my mom how much of a dumb bitch whore the nurse was for missing my vein 3 times. I also spoke like 3-4 sentences in perfect fluid and fluent spanish to one of the cute nurses cuz I thought she was Mexican. Only two problems. A) She was Middle Eastern. B)I've never taken a Spanish class a day in my LIFE.

Anesthesia>>>>>Rosetta Stone

 

[hangemhigh]

i'll be going in for some surgery soon.....thanks for the tip......

 

[mdhmi]

Sounds better than when I was given a drug and ended up having an opposite reaction to. I was knocked out, but apparently I was swinging my fists at the doctors. Apparently they didn't appreciate that. :lol:

 

[FSTSOHC]

I was being wheeled from the surgery room to my room, and my buddy was next to me as they were wheeling me on the stretcher. I remember waking up, seeing the lights pass by over head, looking to my left and going "oh wow", then looking at my buddy and saying "dibs", then instantly blacking out again, then I also said a bunch of stuff to other good looking nurses lol.

 

[91trunk]

i'll be going in for some surgery soon.....thanks for the tip......

Thought your wife already took your balls? :roll:

 

[DetroitStyle]

Thought your wife already took your balls? :roll:

I thought they were already on your chin?

 

[derbydad276]

I nailed 3 fingers together with a nail gun (dont ask how) when I went into U of M they gave morphine
after which I became the life of the party acording to my wife and started flirting with the nurses

 

[Ozz]

This makes me want to go get half-knocked out and bring a friend to tape it.

 

[Hugger Z]

After one of my surgeries from the accident, I came out from being under and there was a hot nurse, my dad, and my wife all standing over me. I started hitting on the nurse. THen, when I realized what I was doing, I told her I knew someone who she should meet (Tony) and tried to cover my tracks. When I realized that wasn't working, I decided I would change the subject and tell my wife what I wanted for Christmas (this was in February) for the coming year. My wife and dad coudn't stop laughing.

:lol: Glad I could be of service in your attempt to recover there.

 

[Swats]

I guess I will chime in here. I had ear surgery shortly after high school. First of all I don't like needles. During my prep time I was not being too cooperative with the staff. My heart rate was a little high for there liking and I was breaking out in hives. So they decided to give me something for it. I don't know what it was. It was a translucent purple liquid. It tasted like cough syrup, but it was not cough syrup. The nurse came back a few minutes later and I was almost drooling on myself. After surgery my mother said I was singing Creed songs and checking out the nurses. I felt dizzy for most of the next day.

 

[Detroit454]

When I had my spine fused they gave me something that made me feel like I was drunk. As they were wheeling me down the hall to the ER I couldn't stop telling the nurses that "this stuff is fucking great, have you had this?!?!" and "you gotta give me more of this!"

 

[05cesrt]

When I had my spine fused they gave me something that made me feel like I was drunk. As they were wheeling me down the hall to the ER I couldn't stop telling the nurses that "this stuff is fucking great, have you had this?!?!" and "you gotta give me more of this!"

That was probably dilaudid, after my motorcycle accident I was on 1mg of it every 2 hrs. Yea it fucks you up, it made me hallucinate a few times!

 

[FBODGRL]

That was probably dilaudid, after my motorcycle accident I was on 1mg of it every 2 hrs. Yea it fucks you up, it made me hallucinate a few times!

X2

I had it when I went to the ER for a severe migraine. After giving me everything under the sun with no help they gave me 1mg and I instantly felt better and buzzed. The migraine was still slightly bad and they gave me 1mg more before I went home. I kinda wish they had started out with that and not kept me in the ER all damn day til they tried it!

 

[consciousthirteen]

When I had my spine fused they gave me something that made me feel like I was drunk. As they were wheeling me down the hall to the ER I couldn't stop telling the nurses that "this stuff is fucking great, have you had this?!?!" and "you gotta give me more of this!"

That was probably dilaudid, after my motorcycle accident I was on 1mg of it every 2 hrs. Yea it fucks you up, it made me hallucinate a few times!

:lol: I want some!

This thread made me laugh so much. Maybe it's because I'm medicating right now, but these stories are hilarious to me.

 

[05cesrt]

:lol: I want some!

This thread made me laugh so much. Maybe it's because I'm medicating right now, but these stories are hilarious to me.

That stuff is super strong, way more potent than morphine. You don't remember the next 15 min after they give it to you. They rolled me over on my right side an the blanket an tubes tangled me up (my left arm was a compound fracture an paralyzed and left kne in a fixator) so I'm on my right side an can't move my left at all an I pass out and have a dream about going fishing. Well in my dream I wheel out of the hospital and get into a car to go fishing on my buddies boat. Well next thing you know I wake (but still think I'm on a boat) I'm freaking out thinking I'm on a boat tied up in party lights and I think someones trying to throw me overboard!! I pulled a drainage tube out of my of my left arm and start panicking like a mofo and hit the call button. Well whennthe nurses (3of them) walked in I went "oh shit im not on a boat am I?" they laughed at me and helped me out.

It happened twice there another time was not good for the nurses I felt bad And extremely embarrassed the next day but I was in very bad shape an was on it for 19 of the 21 days I spent in Beaumont.