have you ever...

[Cooter]

Hmmm

 

[1BADAIR]

4 years? should have been married 3 years by now

 

[foxbodydave]

my buddy was plasterd and was getting head and he farted in her face. she took it like a trooper and didnt skip a beat

 

[LTLHOMER]

Hey Leanz you forgot to post this thread on www.classyhoes.com.

 

[Violent J]

:lol: at this thread.

 

[Scott @ DLS]

My older brother told me once he got so drunk that while kissing a woman he puked in her mouth! :cheers:

 

[89five.o]

I started watching some weird ass movie that was playing on tv. I remember that the movie went backwards in time and there was a scene where a guy was having sex with a girl at a party and threw up all over her back while having it recorded. I didn't get much further into it than that because the movie seriously started getting :gayno: . No idea what the movie was called.

 

[Scott @ DLS]

I started watching some weird ass movie that was playing on tv. I remember that the movie went backwards in time and there was a scene where a guy was having sex with a girl at a party and threw up all over her back while having it recorded. I didn't get much further into it than that because the movie seriously started getting :gayno: . No idea what the movie was called.

Are you sure it was a move and not a bad memory from your past!?

 

[89five.o]

Are you sure it was a move and not a bad memory from your past!?

Haha, quite positive. I think the rep you'd get from something like that would follow you around if it actually happened.

I think I found the movie.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLD0nFXe5o"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLD0nFXe5o[/ame]

 

[SSnthe10s]

lol this broad is never going to come back.

 

[COBRA90GT]

A 27 page long thread (on my PC/monitor) and it's not even 24 hours old.

I missed out on all the fun...

 

[TTA]

no and yes:laugh: but we were really drunk at the time so I htink she was cool with it, at least she called me back the next day anyway...:roll:

 

[Shadow X]

come on guys don't bust her up too bad, although she HAD to know it was going to happen...

 

[4 cam tbird]

How has this only gotten one response?

hahaha ive passed out during beejers. Shit, i passed out going down on my girl too

And how have the combination of that and this one response:

Passed out sleeping or passed out from the fumes and your brain not getting enough oxygen?

gone completely untouched?

 

[DOUGHBOY RACING]

Leanz apologizes to parents on Myspace posting

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=29447455

 

[dirtybird]

You guys are ruthless. No wonder no other girls join. Most of you couldn't get a girl that looks as good as her anyway. :lol: Good work idiots. :roll:

 

[Bishop]

A guy turning down sex after being in a relationship for four years when we all know sex rate never has a positive slope = super gay

So very true!

 

[GrandmaLS]

Got so relaxed I busted ass right in the middle of a BJ. Wasn't even sneaky, it was like hearing a funny car start up! Quit awhile before the gf would give me head again. :roll:

 

[4v Shane]

You guys are ruthless. No wonder no other girls join. Most of you couldn't get a girl that looks as good as her anyway. :lol: Good work idiots. :roll:

I can !





















It all depends on what the girl I get charges per hour!

 

[LTLHOMER]

Most of you couldn't get a girl that looks as good as her anyway. :lol: Good work idiots. :roll:

I'm batting 1000 so far and I'm just a skinny mofo so I think there's hope for all if you just treat them right. Oh and as long as you don't waste times with one that make threads like this on the internet. :cheers: