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Me: Hey bro, whats up?
Friend: What are you eating?
Me: Some subway. Trying to be a little more health conscious.
Friend: Uhhhh..subway is not really that good for you. (laughing in kind of a snooty way)
Me: Oh.
Shoves whole sandwich in the garbage and orders a meat lovers deep dish pizza with cheese bread and a 2 liter of Pepsi.
I fucking hate when people get on my shit. You know what? Mind your own fucking business about what I eat. Yeah, I'm fat. I'm a fucking fat ass. Your in shape…guess what? I can still beat the fuck out of you with one hand tied behind my back. So who needs to work on what, mother fucker? Be happy that I'm actually eating something with vegetables or not deep fried for once in my life. Jesus. Last week, I was woofing down triple stacks from Burger King with an order of fat fries and a coke. This week I'm eating a subway sandwich and drinking water and you have a problem with that??? Sorry, bro, maybe I should just eat some raw egg whites and raw oats while doing meathead work out routines at the gym wondering if people will like me more if I'm negative 20 percent body fat.
Rant off.
Friend: What are you eating?
Me: Some subway. Trying to be a little more health conscious.
Friend: Uhhhh..subway is not really that good for you. (laughing in kind of a snooty way)
Me: Oh.
Shoves whole sandwich in the garbage and orders a meat lovers deep dish pizza with cheese bread and a 2 liter of Pepsi.
I fucking hate when people get on my shit. You know what? Mind your own fucking business about what I eat. Yeah, I'm fat. I'm a fucking fat ass. Your in shape…guess what? I can still beat the fuck out of you with one hand tied behind my back. So who needs to work on what, mother fucker? Be happy that I'm actually eating something with vegetables or not deep fried for once in my life. Jesus. Last week, I was woofing down triple stacks from Burger King with an order of fat fries and a coke. This week I'm eating a subway sandwich and drinking water and you have a problem with that??? Sorry, bro, maybe I should just eat some raw egg whites and raw oats while doing meathead work out routines at the gym wondering if people will like me more if I'm negative 20 percent body fat.
Rant off.