DRAG-ULA
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, He's already following you.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet
Chuck Norris was born on February 30th
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris had a pet monkey. We know him as King Kong
When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - No one fools with Chuck Norris
The movie "Aliens vs Predators" was orginally supposed to be Aliens and Predators vs Chuck Norris but that movie only lasted 8 seconds.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian... in Chinese.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
Chuck Norris dosen't breath, he holds air hostage.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
If you see Chuck Norris fighting a bear, don't help Chuck Norris, help the bear.
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups; he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, He's already following you.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet
Chuck Norris was born on February 30th
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris had a pet monkey. We know him as King Kong
When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - No one fools with Chuck Norris
The movie "Aliens vs Predators" was orginally supposed to be Aliens and Predators vs Chuck Norris but that movie only lasted 8 seconds.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Russian... in Chinese.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
Chuck Norris dosen't breath, he holds air hostage.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
If you see Chuck Norris fighting a bear, don't help Chuck Norris, help the bear.
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups; he pushes the Earth down.
