Chuck Norris

[DRAG-ULA]

chuck norris will tell YOU when old joke is old.

lol!

 

[consciousthirteen]

OHHH! some new ones on that list! Didn't think people still bothered coming up with them.

 

[Overboost]

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

 

[91Notch]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Weed gets high off of Chuck Norris' beard

Chuck Norris completed a 500 piece puzzle with 300 pieces

Cocaine does Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button

Superman wears Chuck norris underware

Chuck Norris doesn't drink because of his effect on alcohol

 

[twotwoturbo]

funnny stuff

 

[Golden]

welcome to 2005. please enjoy your stay.

Fixed. Still humorous, though.

 

[Fastguy]

Cap'n Crunch does not hurt the roof of Chuck Norris' mouth.