Let's be honest, your choice for the perfect coach for Michigan shows your complete ignorance when it comes to sports, but for the fun of it, I'll outline a list of QB's who are better than Stafford.
Current QB's with higher ratings than Stafford, excluding your above list.
If you aspire to the QBR rating, these QB's are all ranked above Stafford, and they don't have 2 of the best receivers in the league.
Romo
Roethlisberger
E Manning
Joe Flacco
Matt Ryan
Philip Rivers
R Wilson
Nick Foles
Tannehill
Sanchez
C Newton
Kaepernick
Fitzpatrick
Dalton
For the fun of it, here's a list of QB's who have more Fantasy value (Again, excluding your list of no nos)
Matt Ryan
Wilson
Roethlisberger
Romo
E Manning
Newton
Tannehill
Bridgewater
Cutler (Let that sink in for a minute)
If computer generated stats and the sort aren't your thing, let's talk pure numbers.
Passing yards:
Romo
Roethlisberger
Ryan
Rivers
Wilson
Palmer
Fitzpatrick
E Manning
Alex Smith
Tannehille
Flacco
Cutler
Sanchez
Kyle Orton
Fine, straight numbers of yardage is variable and can be misleading. People who throw more will have more yards potentially. Let's see how many passes they complete for the season. Passing Percentage:
Romo
Roethlisberger
Rivers
Tannehille
Ryan
cutler
Smith
Bridgewater
Sanchez
E Manning
K Orton
Dalton
Austin Davis
Fitzpatrick
Palmer
Wilson
Flacco
Average yards? I know he wins at this right?
Romo
Roethlisberger
Fitzpatrick
Sanchez
Ryan
Hoyer
Wilson
Rivers
E Manning
Palmer
Ok, maybe not average yards. He must be a top 10 in TD passes thrown
Romo
Rivers
Roethlisberger
E Manning
Cutler
Ryan
Tannehill
Flacco
Wilson
Derek Carr
Damn, middle of the pack again. Ok. Get that hoobed ESPN QBR shit out of here. Let's talk the time honored passer rating.
Romo
Roethlisberger
Ryan
Rivers
Wilson
Palmer
Luck
Fitzpatrick
E Manning
A Smith
Tannehill
Flacco
Cutler
Sanchez
Orton
I give up. The only thing I can find where Stafford is close to a top 10 QB in is interceptions where he's has the 12th most in the league (obviously there are ties, so there's more than 12 listed).
Cutler
Bortles
Rivers
Dalton
McCown
E Manning
Hoyer
Geno Smith
Ryan
Flacco
Sooooo if I had to guess, you can put a list of probably 7 to 10 legitimate QB's better than Stafford in the league excluding your list. Add your list and it's closer to 15. he's an average QB who has an amazing receiving core around him.
Before you go off on some retarded rant again about it's a full sport, with running and shit. The Lions are 27th in the league in rushing. A total of 1311 rushing yards this year. So their run game isn't exactly outshining anything other than beating Ten, SD, Zona, TB, and the Raiders in Rushing stats.
The Lions are an average team who got a good schedule and plenty of close wins. I read somewhere that the lions are 0-16 against teams who have a winning record. Not sure how the stat is created or if it's even legitimate, but it sure seem likely knowing the team. Get them a good QB and this team becomes a legitimate contender. Now I know facts aren't your thing, so try not to stress out too much about all this and just step away from the keyboard before you do something like have a logical thought. Heaven forbid you become one of those bandwagon fans who live in reality!