2013 College Football Megathread

[Stalker]

Did you hear about the student who flunked out of UofM and then went to MSU?
He raised the standards of both schools.

 

[Stalker]

What's the difference between Michigan State and cereal?
Cereal is always in a bowl!

 

[Stalker]

Why do MSU men have it so good?
When the research students are done studying the cows, the jocks can date them!

 

[hangemhigh]

I'm stayin' out of this....


..........:lol:

 

[Swifster]

Why don’t Michigan fans eat barbecue beans?

Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.

 

[Swifster]

Why don’t Michigan fans use 911 in an emergency?

Because they can’t find “eleven” on the phone dial.

 

[Swifster]

Q: What do you get when you put 32 Michigan cheerleaders in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.

 

[Swifster]

Q: How do you get a Michigan cheerleader out of your dorm room?

A: Grease her hips and push.

 

[Swifster]

If two married Michigan grads get a divorce, are they still cousins?

 

[Swifster]

I'm stayin' out of this....


..........:lol:

You get your shot in four weeks...LOL!

 

[Stalker]

What does a female MSU student say after sex? So, are you guys all on the same team?

 

[Stalker]

What's the definition of safe sex at MSU? Posting warning signs on the animals that kick.

 

[Stalker]

How do you keep a spartan from playing with himself? Paint his dick maize and blue and he'll never beat it again.

 

[Swifster]

What's the definition of safe sex at MSU? Posting warning signs on the animals that kick.

LOL!

 

[Swifster]

Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

 

[Swifster]

Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it." The first University of Michigan fan asks, "Why not?" The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

 

[Swifster]

Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?

A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

 

[WIspartan1026]

Might be a repost, but worth it:

How many Michigan fans does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question: they won't. They'll just stand around talking about how great the old one was.

 

[WIspartan1026]

Doing my part to clean up the junk lying around the office this morning:

 

[4 cam tbird]

Might be a repost, but worth it:

How many Michigan fans does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question: they won't. They'll just stand around talking about how great the old one was.

This is my favorite one I've seen this week.