2011 College Football Megathread

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Only this time we will have a Michigan thread, and then one for everyone else. I'm not sharing a thread with these mouth breathers. This is Michigan for Christ's sake....

I'm all for that. But you know swifturd is incapable of staying in his own boring Spartan thread.
 
With the key loses on the OL and DL...I am hoping for a 8-4, 9-3 season. Denard won't have his main guy to play 500 with next year.

Stonum will be there to replace Hemingway. DL we do have Ryan who is a true freshman and he's a beast. Though he's more of an end than a Lineman. I think next year is a 10 win season. Lots can happen between now and then as well. I think we win our division and play in the Big 10 championship though.
 
Stonum will be there to replace Hemingway. DL we do have Ryan who is a true freshman and he's a beast. Though he's more of an end than a Lineman. I think next year is a 10 win season. Lots can happen between now and then as well. I think we win our division and play in the Big 10 championship though.

:roll: :lau: :alcoholic Drugs and booze are cheap in Georgia, eh Ryan?

The only way Michigan sees the game in Indy is by buying tickets...
 
Let us all know when Michigan suspends the dirtiest OL in the B1G. I haven't seen Lewen disciplined for anything he's done.

And what has he done? Is this where you say you heard from a guy who knew a guy that called in to a radio station to say Lewen is dirty? Every snap he has ever taken has been recorded in film. show me something remotely close to jumping on a downed player and intentionally cranking his facemask 180 degrees in an effort to injure and I will buy you your famous steak dinner. If you can't back your words up... Then shut the fuck up.

This is EXACTLY the example of why nobody likes you... But we still like Jimbo. If it was a Michigan or OSU player that did something like that... We would all be embarassed for our programs and saying kick him off the team. Your stupid ass can't man up and admit that it was wrong and dirty and you say "oh Lewen is dirty!" or "wah wah wah". And that is exactly why nobody likes you or respects anything you say. Well... That and the fact that you are wrong all of the time.

So... Big betting man, back to the point. Find me something that Lewen did on par with Gholstons neck crank... Or shut the fuck up
 
From Jim Rome:

Wolverine fan, congrats on ripping a BCS win, but enough about how you’re not getting enough love or credit for doing it. The reason for that is, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a team play worse and still win a BCS game. Great, scoreboard: but you’re getting as much credit as you deserve for it. Not all that much. I love Denard Robinson’s game, he’s one of the slickest cats ever… but the only thing the Nard dog really did last night was heave a couple of six point prayers in the direction of Junior Hemingway. Great name. Great hops. The sun also rises. And so does the wideout. About 40 inches. And it’s a good thing too, because if Hemingway’s vert was 35 instead of 40, the maize and blue get smacked last night.

But if you want to talk about a legitimate star: the true MVP of last night’s win, look no further than Michigan kicker Brendan Gibbons. A legend was born last night. Be straight. Have you ever seen a kicker that looks like that? Strike that, have you ever seen a human being who looks like that? That head lettuce. That face lettuce. That porch. That running back number. That left leg cannon. That’s exactly what I’m talking about. Last night was the rare game when I was pumped that a team stalled in the red zone and ran their field goal kicker out. B-Gibbs goes 3-3, with the game winner. And this cat has it all. The game. The look. And he had the rap. Asked after the game what he was thinking about before the final kick, he got this gem:



“Brunette girls.” Bam! Thanks for getting specific with it, B. And finally…even though the Wolverines didn’t look great doing it on the field, they looked awesome off it, in their amazing ‘hysteria’ inspired Def Leppard victory tees. Hail to the victors. Hail to the kicker. Hail to the Leppard. (And definitely pour some sugar on it fellas).


Again, credit for winning the Sugar Bowl. And big ups to Brady Hoke for ripping 11 games in his first season. I mean, at this point, a Big Ten team winning any bowl game is like winning a national championship. But the biggest reason the Wolverines won that game is…because someone had to. And let’s not confuse a close game with a great game, because that was nothing of the sort. I’ve never seen a team more determined to lose a big game than Virginia Tech was last night. I mean, if the Hokie game plan was to jack up one critical play after another, for four quarters, they nailed it. The reason Frank Beamer looked like he was going to (throw up in his own mouth) the entire night is because he was: “I’m about half-sick right now. Too many mistakes…they weren’t stopping us: we were stopping ourselves.”


Normally, the “we beat ourselves” take is one of the worst in sports, but last night may have been one of the few times when it made sense. Because the Hokies took Beamer ball and they flipped it. I never thought I would see that team do something as amateur as running into the punter to extend a drive, or as sloppy as fumbling a kick return. The Hokies have long been the ultimate special team’s killers. And they can add getting beaten by the ugliest fake field goal ever to that long list of accomplishments. Oh, and getting stuffed on the ugliest fake punt ever as well. They had more special teams breakdowns in a single night than they have in all the years Frank Beamer has been there. So of course Hokie kicker Justin Myer missed his field goal attempt in O.T. like he had and the unit had any chance of executing anything of consequence on a night like that. And Hokie fan, stop crying about Danny Coale’s overturned T.D. pass: sure it looked like a T.D. To you. To me. To Coale. To pretty much everyone but the old guys in stripes. But you wouldn’t have needed that play if you hadn’t jacked up about a dozen others before it.

http://www.jimrome.com/take/the-true-sugar-bowl-mvp/29087


 
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Since when are UM fans saying they aren't getting enough credit? Jim Rome is an idiot though.
 
Come on Swifster.... back up your big mouth. Find me anything close to Gholston's neck crank from Lewen and I'll buy you a steak dinner. I'm not even asking for anything in return if you can't find it... other than an admission that you can't. If you find something worse, I buy you a steak dinner. If you can't find something worse, you say "You know what Mike, I'm sorry, I can't find anything worse from Lewen and I was wrong. Gholston's play was dirty. I admit that."

Put up or shut up.
 
Come on Swifster.... back up your big mouth. Find me anything close to Gholston's neck crank from Lewen and I'll buy you a steak dinner. I'm not even asking for anything in return if you can't find it... other than an admission that you can't. If you find something worse, I buy you a steak dinner. If you can't find something worse, you say "You know what Mike, I'm sorry, I can't find anything worse from Lewen and I was wrong. Gholston's play was dirty. I admit that."

Put up or shut up.

Finding somthing worse wont happen. Even I know this.
 
The whole world does. Deep down inside, even Swifster knows it. He's just not classy enough or man enough to admit that it was a dirty play and a cheap attempt to injure the other teams star player.

Yeah, it was one of the worse plays ive seen. I consider it way worse then a blide side late hit, or stomping on someones leg. Twisting a neck is serious...
 
Stonum will be there to replace Hemingway. DL we do have Ryan who is a true freshman and he's a beast. Though he's more of an end than a Lineman. I think next year is a 10 win season. Lots can happen between now and then as well. I think we win our division and play in the Big 10 championship though.

I would wait until next fall before saying Stonum will be playing. More news today on him: http://www.annarbor.com/news/crime/michigan-wide-receiver-darryl-stonum-is-ticketed-for-operating-with-a-revoked-license/
 
That's bullshit. Complete and utter garbage, and extremely unlikely. This is not a nat'l championship caliber team. It's barely a big ten champ caliber team. Team 133 would have to see dramatic improvements on both sides of the ball, and I don't see that happening.

And obv I'm not butt hurt.

Yes, but you know every MSU fan's ass puckered at the thought that anyone would even print an article about UM and a NC before the morally stout Spartans.
 
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