Yo Momma Jokes

[RBOD]

your momma so fat after sex i rolled over 3 times and was still on her.

 

[BlackWidow302]

yo momma so fat she has to use a mattress for a tampon!

 

[Fro]

Yo momma is so poor, I went to your house to take a shit, she then handed me 2 sticks and i was like wtf, she told me, "one is to hold the roof up and the other is to fend off the cockroaches"

 

[fakessturbo]

Yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips.

 

[That Guy]

hsnap:

lies.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

 

[Fadi]

Yoo mama so dislexic, when I asked her to buy me some head and shoulders, the bitch jumped on my shoulders and gave me head.

 

[fakessturbo]

Y mamma is so stupid she bets on the Lions.

 

[440 SHAUN]

Your mommas sooooooooo fat she jumped into the air and got stuck!

 

[440 SHAUN]

Your momma is sooooooo fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out!

 

[F-crazy]

yo momma is so stupid it takes her an hour to make minute rice

 

[F-crazy]

yo momma is so poor her door mat says "wel"

 

[F-crazy]

yo momma is so stuipid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

 

[F-crazy]

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, first you finger her, then toss her down the alley and she always comes back

 

[F-crazy]

Yo momma is like home depot 10 cents a screw

 

[F-crazy]

yo momma is so fat she uses a pencil for a toothpick

 

[F-crazy]

The other day i saw yo momma kickin a big box down the street...i asked her why she was doing that..she said "im movin"

 

[F-crazy]

yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she blows

 

[F-crazy]

this one is from my daughter

yo momma is so fat, when she farts she causes an earthquake

lol shes only 10 lol

 

[TOPNOTCH]

Yo momma's so fat, bitch wore a Malcom X shirt and a helicopter landed on her!!

 

[BB71Mopar]

ROFLMAO