Yo Momma Jokes

[dschreiber73]

yo momma is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper

 

[Buuhbye guy]

Your mommas pussy is so nappy, that the crabs use dune buggies to get around!

 

[Buuhbye guy]

Your momma is so fat she uses pillow cases for socks.

 

[dschreiber73]

Your mommas pussy is so nappy, that the crabs use dune buggies to get around!

whos momma is this, she sounds hot!:laugh:

 

[F-crazy]

Your mommas pussy is so nappy, that the crabs use dune buggies to get around!

Lmao..your mommas pussy is so nappy the crabs bungie jump off the tampon strings

 

[stevemilz]

yo mamma is so fat she sat on a quarter and sqeezed a booger otta george washingtons nose

 

[stevemilz]

yo mamma is so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

 

[stevemilz]

yo mamma so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid

 

[stevemilz]

yo mamma so greasy she sweats Crisco

 

[stevemilz]

yo mamma fucked so much her pussy went platinum

 

[stevemilz]

yo mamma so short she poses for trophies

 

[stevemilz]

yo mama head so small she uses a tea-bag as a pillow