Yo Momma Jokes

RBOD · Oct 9, 2006

let's hear 'em. i'll start.

you momma's teeth are yellow she spits butter.

MxRacerCam · Oct 9, 2006

your mommas so stupid, she thinks TRBOBUICK is sexy.

TwilightBlu92 · Oct 9, 2006

Yo mamma so fat, when she sits on the couch she picks up change.

igotaneed4speed · Oct 9, 2006

I just got a bj from this chicsk mom

WhiteHawk · Oct 9, 2006

Yo momma is so poor, she takes you to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other peoples fingers.

Scooter70 · Oct 9, 2006

Your mamma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

BigWheelinBubba · Oct 9, 2006

Your momma so fat it takes 2 planes and a bus to get on her good side.

91Notch · Oct 9, 2006

your momma is so dumb when she had twins she named one Denise and the other Denephew

WhiteHawk · Oct 9, 2006

Your momma is so fat she gets runs in her jeans.

moneypit · Oct 9, 2006

yo mamma is so fat even RBOD wont fuck her

RBOD · Oct 9, 2006

moneypit said:
yo mamma is so fat even RBOD wont fuck her

lies.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

$uperstang · Oct 9, 2006

yo mama is so skinny she uses a Dorito as a hang-glider

WayFastWhitey · Oct 9, 2006

Your momma is so short she can sit on the curb and swing her legs

WayFastWhitey · Oct 9, 2006

Your momma is so Dumb someone said WD40 and the b1tch yelled Bingo!

RBOD · Oct 9, 2006

Yo mommas so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

FLAGMANBILL · Oct 9, 2006

you mommas arm pits so hairy, it looks like she got don king in a head lock

mystang · Oct 9, 2006

Yo mama so black, she gets window tint tickets on her bike

n8dogg2669 · Oct 9, 2006

yo momma's so fat she uses the driveway as an ironing board.....

2slotime · Oct 9, 2006

your momma so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.

n8dogg2669 · Oct 9, 2006

yo mommas so fat her waist size is equator