Line Noise
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Went to a friends Halloween Party out in the country. I dressed as an authentice Flavor Flav (ton's of makeup). at the start of the night people were joking that if I got pulled over leaving it would suck to be in jail dressed like that. We'll I stopped drinking a couple hours before we left, went to leave and my car was stuck.
When we towed it out the chain got hung up so I had to pull the tire off. I'm now cold (didn't take a coat), filithy with mud and makeup and in a hurry to get to the hotel. Not to mention pissed off about the car gtting stuck.
Well wouldn't you know it I got pulled over less than a mile from the hotel. Out of nowhere lights in the rear view. Me and everyoneelse in the car "oh Fuck", so I move to the right lane , then signal and pull into a car dealership. I made sure to pull way up so he coule get completely in te parking lot, and it went like this....
Officer: What the hell is on your face?
Me: Makeup and mud...
Officer: Whast on your face?
Me: Makeup and mud, the car got stuck.
Officer: Any idea why I pulled you over?
Me: I would guess speeding?
Officer: Correct 45 in a 35, Coming from a halloween party? Where you heading?
Me: Yes, to the super 8.
Officer: Have you been drinking?
Me: Had my last drink over 3 hours ago.
Officer: Yeah, I smell alcohol. However your eyes look fine. Whats your hurry?
Me: The car got stuck in the mud I didn't have a coat the ground was muddy and wet and and I'm cold, tired and filthy.
Officer: Yeah, I see the mud everywhere. Give me your registartion and DL. Looks at drivers license. Kimball's not that far away, where are you headed again?
Me: The super 8, we didn't want to have to drive 30 miles home.
Officer: I'll be right back.
Me: and everyone else in the car still shitting our selves.
Officer: You need to slow down, also you need to sign the back of your registration. hav a great night.
Me: Thank you. Have a great night.
I wasn't drunk. However, in retrospect I appreciate the car getting stuck and giving me an extra hour to sober up.
I was still shitting myself for even being in the situation. My hats off to this fine officer, I really appreciate the warning.
Edit to add a picture of me in my makeup... So you get an idea how I looked when pulled over
When we towed it out the chain got hung up so I had to pull the tire off. I'm now cold (didn't take a coat), filithy with mud and makeup and in a hurry to get to the hotel. Not to mention pissed off about the car gtting stuck.
Well wouldn't you know it I got pulled over less than a mile from the hotel. Out of nowhere lights in the rear view. Me and everyoneelse in the car "oh Fuck", so I move to the right lane , then signal and pull into a car dealership. I made sure to pull way up so he coule get completely in te parking lot, and it went like this....
Officer: What the hell is on your face?
Me: Makeup and mud...
Officer: Whast on your face?
Me: Makeup and mud, the car got stuck.
Officer: Any idea why I pulled you over?
Me: I would guess speeding?
Officer: Correct 45 in a 35, Coming from a halloween party? Where you heading?
Me: Yes, to the super 8.
Officer: Have you been drinking?
Me: Had my last drink over 3 hours ago.
Officer: Yeah, I smell alcohol. However your eyes look fine. Whats your hurry?
Me: The car got stuck in the mud I didn't have a coat the ground was muddy and wet and and I'm cold, tired and filthy.
Officer: Yeah, I see the mud everywhere. Give me your registartion and DL. Looks at drivers license. Kimball's not that far away, where are you headed again?
Me: The super 8, we didn't want to have to drive 30 miles home.
Officer: I'll be right back.
Me: and everyone else in the car still shitting our selves.
Officer: You need to slow down, also you need to sign the back of your registration. hav a great night.
Me: Thank you. Have a great night.
I wasn't drunk. However, in retrospect I appreciate the car getting stuck and giving me an extra hour to sober up.
I was still shitting myself for even being in the situation. My hats off to this fine officer, I really appreciate the warning.
Edit to add a picture of me in my makeup... So you get an idea how I looked when pulled over
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