Why men are never depressed

Kcam11709

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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: very true

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look..

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
 
what kinda idiot made that list? here are my answers.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: very true

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put. -True

The garage is all yours. -Only if it's a small one, real men get enough money so that's not a problem

Wedding plans take care of themselves. - I wouldn't know

Chocolate is just another snack. -nope

You can be President. -so can you

You can never be pregnant. -true

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. -so can you

Car mechanics tell you the truth. -maybe

The world is your urinal. -for an asshole

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. -true

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. -why can't you?

Same work, more pay. -what?

Wrinkles add character. -depends

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. -I wouldn't know

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. -debatable, I can leave a few buttons un-done too.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. - I get blisters, no cuts or mangling.

One mood all the time. -absolutely NOT

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. -nope

You know stuff about tanks. -huh?

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. -true

You can open all your own jars. -yeah

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. - not me.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. -nope

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. - not for me

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. -true

You almost never have strap problems in public. -lol

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. -wrong

Everything on your face stays its original color. -what about a beard?

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. -nope

You only have to shave your face and neck. -I shave more than that

You can play with toys all your life. -why can't you?

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. -huh?

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.. -depends

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. -true

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. -depends

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. - maybe

No wonder men are happier.
 
I'm with Sleeper, and here are MY answers!!

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: very true

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours. And WE get the rest of the house, not complaining.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Who wants a huge ass wedding anyway? Just meansmore thank yous to write afterwards

Chocolate is just another snack. What???

You can be President. So can woman, especially the ones who don't just sit around and complain about not being president...

You can never be pregnant. I'll give you that one...

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. I'd rather see a fat man with bigg titties walking around with no shirt, than a fat woman who recently had a baby with no titties... nuff said

Car mechanics tell you the truth. Educate your friggin self to learn the difference

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.You'e never had to pee really really bad, have you?

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Seriously??

Same work, more pay. See the President answer

Wrinkles add character. To everyone; I'd rathr see a naturally aged woman than a plastic one

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. Ever heard of a sale?

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Pretty sure you've glanced at a few packages in your day

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Word to the wise, buy new shoes. I've never owned a pair of shoes that've done that to me, and I've got some sxy heels in my closet.

One mood all the time. Keeps life fun

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. If you're gonna complain aobut it, hang up the phone

You know stuff about tanks. ?? Why would this ever matter in one of your over 30 second phone conversations?

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. Going to the beach? Sundress, sandals, bathing suit, towel, toiletries... DONE and DONE

You can open all your own jars. Wasn't there an invention made out of rubber that you put over the top of a jar lid?? If not, wet towel works every time

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. A man being thoughtful? Why the hell are you complaining?

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. They can still be your friend too.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Target has packs of 6 for $6.95

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. How may does a woman REALLY need anyway?

You almost never have strap problems in public. Ever heard of the VS bra that has 7 different strap styles?? Buy it

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. You're just getting picky
Everything on your face stays its original color. Are you doing a reverse MJ or something?

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You've never seen my husbands school pics, have you?

You only have to shave your face and neck. But there are times we wish yo'd shave or trim other parts

You can play with toys all your life. Pretty sure I've got some amazing toys of my own to play with...

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.. Lol, I stopped caring after my boy was born

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. I'm a nail biter... no sense in spending extra $$ on paint

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. So do we actually... but haven't you ever seen the patchy beard/mustache? The one where a guy OBVIOUSLY can't grow one, but is giving it a go anyway?

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. I'll give you this one too. My husband bought my wedding band the day before we left for our wedding.

No wonder men are happier.

You know, woman can be just as happy, if we weren't so damn picky. I don't even understand 3/4 of that whole thing, and I've got a pretty great life!
 
I really hate people that create gender roles. it pisses me off so much. men and women are all cabable of the exact same stuff. it's your own fault if you're a female and you let society bring you down or make you think you're less of a person or dumber or weaker, whatever.

yes, we have physical differences. there's nothing either of us can do about it.
 
I really hate people that create gender roles. it pisses me off so much. men and women are all cabable of the exact same stuff. it's your own fault if you're a female and you let society bring you down or make you think you're less of a person or dumber or weaker, whatever.
yes, we have physical differences. there's nothing either of us can do about it.


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