Why are some dealers ads full of it?

What move was that from?

Office Space, in response to the question about having a case of the Mondays.. ******* ..... fuckin A..





****I may have watched that movie too many times, I'm sitting at my cube celebrating my weekly Friday Hawaiian Shirt day. 12 years and counting..

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Find a dealership with a crappy service department. That usually means they sell cars. If a dealership has a crappy sales department then they usually have a decent service department.

Suburban and LaFontaine... haven't been to all of them but the sales people I've stumbled through are retreads.

Art Moehn in Jackson has a service department full of developmentally disabled quadriplegics on meth. A $74 part was magically $144 and the 1.4 hours of book time grew to 3 hours. And I suspect the $120/hr they wanted to charge for labor the poor technician probably saw roughly $12/hr of that. And the techs are retreads also because they kept stealing fuses from elsewhere in my truck because they were "troubleshooting" and just threw the blown fuses loose in the UBEC. I had it hauled away. It ended up taking about an hour to replace the part with hand tools and no lift... including about 20 minutes for the MDI to reprogram the module.
 
Find a dealership with a crappy service department. That usually means they sell cars. If a dealership has a crappy sales department then they usually have a decent service department.

Suburban and LaFontaine... haven't been to all of them but the sales people I've stumbled through are retreads.

Art Moehn in Jackson has a service department full of developmentally disabled quadriplegics on meth. A $74 part was magically $144 and the 1.4 hours of book time grew to 3 hours. And I suspect the $120/hr they wanted to charge for labor the poor technician probably saw roughly $12/hr of that. And the techs are retreads also because they kept stealing fuses from elsewhere in my truck because they were "troubleshooting" and just threw the blown fuses loose in the UBEC. I had it hauled away. It ended up taking about an hour to replace the part with hand tools and no lift... including about 20 minutes for the MDI to reprogram the module.

I can only assume you were trying to use the word "retards" when you typed "retreads". If that's the case, maybe they aren't the only ones that are "retreads" :lol:

BTW we have a both. It's called being a good dealership all the way around. Sure we have issues from time to time, but our staff is one of the best in the state.
 
I can only assume you were trying to use the word "retards" when you typed "retreads". If that's the case, maybe they aren't the only ones that are "retreads" :lol:

BTW we have a both. It's called being a good dealership all the way around. Sure we have issues from time to time, but our staff is one of the best in the state.


I'll be putting them through the test again soon! As soon as I get get the other sponsor to button up business
 
Got a lotta respect for your store. You guys def. do it right.
It takes a lot of hard work, dedication and owners that care. We would have never lasted this long without it.
I'll be putting them through the test again soon! As soon as I get get the other sponsor to button up business
I put Mike Collins on high alert! Let me know when the project is done and I'll let you borrow the enclosed.
That reminds me, be sure to check my car over carefully for all the fusion parts that get bolted on by accident...
Not a problem, I'll take it round the block a couple times just to make sure it's good ;)
 
I can only assume you were trying to use the word "retards" when you typed "retreads". If that's the case, maybe they aren't the only ones that are "retreads" :lol:

BTW we have a both. It's called being a good dealership all the way around. Sure we have issues from time to time, but our staff is one of the best in the state.

Nope, retreads. Don't want to do an injustice to those that are developmentally disabled.

Varsity is an anomaly. Like a Ford that isn't built Ford Tough with Chevy stuff. haha.
 
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