Why are people so stupid?

Line Noise

Line Noise

Club Member
I had to send an email to our user community telling them their login id’s and passwords to our new system. I sent this email to approx 130 people. And so far I have had 30+ ask "I already sign-on to the XXX system, do I use this as a new password or the one I changed to to?"

I so want to reply with READ THE FUCKING EMAIL and comprehend what it says…

The email I sent was;

First Name,

Below is your user log-on information XXXXXX. If you have already logged on to the XXXXXXXX System, you
Have already changed your XXX password. Please continue to use that password. If you are signing for the
First time, Please use the password provided below.

--------------------------[ XXX Sign-on Information ]----------------------
Aix Sign-On: XXXXXXXXX
Aix Password: XXXXXXXX

-----------------------[ XXXXXXXXX Sign-on Information ]--------------------
Operator ID: XXXXXXX
Operator Password: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

If you have any questions, please direct them to [email protected] or [email protected]

Thanks,
Scott
 
Code: 
while read noobs ; do 
      chuser account_locked = true $noobs
done <thosewhocalled

Problem solved. :)
 
mdhmi said:
Code: 
while read noobs ; do 
      chuser account_locked = true $noobs
done <thosewhocalled

Problem solved. :)
Click to expand...

:roll:

I just setup the following email rule.
Autoreply
Subject: PLEASE READ the GOD Damn email before asking stupid fucking questions...
 
Well, I suppose we could extend the above script.

Version .02:

Code: 
while read noobs ; do
chuser account_locked = true $noobs
mailx -s "Your account has been locked for blatant stupidity" [email protected] < /dev/null
done <thosewhocalled
 
I know the feeling...
My assistant was supposed to show up at 8AM yesterday. Calls me at 2 wondering why there is no work for her to do and I explained that if she wants work she has to show up so I can train her on what to do. She tells me I'm not trying hard enough to help her and that she had family problems... her problem???
"Nobody was home at my house to wake me up"

COME ON!!!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top