What's your porn name?

Corona Centralia makes no sense...

MattPonch said:
I thought you were supposed to use your middle name plus street name
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In that case: Douglas Blackwood
 
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My porn name would probably be the same as the nickname given to me by nearly all of my past sexual partners...














Mr. Little Dick.
 
Krazybones said:
Read the directions fucker :roll:
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Seeing as how the first name of my porn name would be "BEANS" or "MOOFASSA" if I used that formula mentioned above, there would be no point to continuing with the last name. :lol: :roll: I'll stick with "Mr. Little Dick." At least it's fitting and the people who rent my movies would know what to expect before they even hit PLAY.
 
Crazzy_Al said:
Seeing as how the first name of my porn name would be "BEANS" or "MOOFASSA" if I used that formula mentioned above, there would be no point to continuing with the last name. :lol: :roll: I'll stick with "Mr. Little Dick." At least it's fitting and the people who rent my movies would know what to expect before they even hit PLAY.
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Flash back to 1986 Al trying to play a simple game of shoots and ladders with the neighbor kid.

Al - No this is my game and I got it from SANTA
Neighbor kid - But this is how you play, I have this game at home too....
Al - No, No, this is my game and I will play how I want you dummy you... :roll:

Smae logic applies here!!! :laugh:
 
Krazybones said:
Flash back to 1986 Al trying to play a simple game of shoots and ladders with the neighbor kid.

Al - No this is my game and I got it from SANTA
Neighbor kid - But this is how you play I have this game at home too....
Al - No, No, this is my game and I will play how I want you dummy you... :roll:

Smae logic applies here!!! :laugh:
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You know me all too well. :lol:
 
Mine would be:
Duke Koontz
Magnum Koontz----->I like this one
Gunner Koontz

My g/f would be:
Molly Cole
Shorty Cole

I'd do Molly Cole for suuuuure!:icon_mrgr
 
Wow, let's see
Zoie Linabury
or
Madison Linabury
or
Tiny Linabury
Yeah, none of those are very good.......:D
 
TURBOMONT' said:
Sucks to be you Al!!!!!
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It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. Well, at least that's what those girls told me. I think they might have just been trying to make me feel good. :(
 
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