Whats your favorite swear word or foul phrase?

someone getting called a Fuckass always gives me a good laugh!

Hey Fuckass!

Fuckstick is another good one!!
 
i came up with "basshole" once trying to get out bastard and asshole at the same time. I use that one a decent amount. And the always classic "cockass" a la tenacious d.
 
douchebag works for me most of the time. I use cunt quite a bit for the ladies. Assclown on certain occasions. And when referring to someone talking I say shut your cock-holster too.
 
I used to cuss a lot more than i do now. I picked it up from my dad :laugh: Later on i hung out with people who cussed a ton but sounded stupid doing it, so I stopped.
 
Go fuck yourself.
I will fucking kill you.
Blow it out of your ass.
Go fuck your mother.
Piss up a rope.

I could go on for days, but those are some of the more popular ones I use regularly.
 
usually a nice loud "fucking piece of shit" or "fucking sonofabitch" as i attempt to locate BRIGHT YELLOW hoist arms with my head. :pow:

EDIT: usually followed by the sound of whatever tool i have in my hand at the time getting winged in my car from 2 feet away. :roll:
 
RedXtcy said:
a army guy that works with us calls everyone a douche bagger...
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douche bagger - n.
1. one convicted of the crime of douchebaggery.
2.
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Simple stuff like asshat and douchebag are great ones. I also like to use the phrase "Why do you have a burr on your cooch?" whenever I encounter a chick who is upset/grumpy.

--Joe
 
I've been using fucktard a lot lately when driving home on Telegraph. For some reason there are many of them on that road and they all want to be right in front of me.
 
Douchebag, teabag, cunt, whore, skank, skunt (skank and cunt), asshat, whorebag, fuckbag, assbag, fuckball, Dickball, Fuck, Fuckityfuck, Son of a B, Bastitch (bastard/bitch), and many many more. Just hang out with me you will realize my hate for people :lol:
 
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