Ultimate "patriotic package"!!!!!!

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Ok, here we go! Up for sale is an incredible package! What we have here is what I like to call the "Patriotic Package". You can buy these items separately, or together for one incredible low price!

It includes....one Bushmaster AR-15 M4. UTG Tactical quad rail, TCI collapsible fore grip, 6 position collapsible stock, removable handle, one thirty round H&K Law enforcement stamped magazine and I'll even throw in a few rounds of .223 in case you get into an altercation on your way home from picking this bad boy up. 800 bucks for this fun piece of American awesomeness chuck of metal.

Next for sale is a Yamaha HTR-5660 Receiver and one pair of floor standing Jamo Cornet 8011 Speakers. The receiver: The HTR-5660 is a full-featured home theater receiver ready for all formats and for custom installation. Major features include 6-channel discrete amplification (85W x6), Yamaha's Digital ToP-ART design concept, Quad-Field CINEMA DSP, 24 surround program, SILENT CINEMA, and a preset remote control. It delivers high power to six channels and provides DTS ES Discrete 6.1, Neo:6, and DTS ES Matrix 6.1 decoding as well as Dolby Digital EX and Dolby Pro Logic II decoding.

The Jamo Speakers are 140w long term and 200w short term. One of the speaker towers has a blown speaker. I unhooked the leads in the back of it and was going to put a new speaker in, but since then bought all new audio equipment. It really does not make that much of a difference. Thats why I never actually got around to replacing it, because it still pounds and cranks like a beast. It'll make your ears bleed! You can still rock out with your cock out (or for the ladies, jam out with your clam out) These speakers and receiver CRANK!!!! I used to jam out and piss the neighbors off all the time with them! The price on this set of stuff is $250. I know "Yamaha and Jamo" don't exactly fit in an "American" category, however, you can feel free to play all the Toby Keith you want with this killer setup!

Last item for sale is one totally badass super sweet bring tears to your eyes American Flag. This bad boy is HUGE!!! Measures 4 feet by 17 feet! High quality, no rips, tears, stains or fraying! The colors are not faded and it looks incredible! This flag can be used as a backdrop for your man cave or garage. Hell, I'd make a pretty cool car cover if your feeling extra patriotic! Whats more badass then an American muscle car nestled under an American flag? I'll tell you whats cooler....NOTHING! This flag is great for pissing off hippies, terrorists and anarchists! Drape this bad boy over your roof on the fourth of july and your neighbors will KNOW your a genuine American Badass! Price on this flag is 300 bucks. I've seen smaller ones with rips and tears going for more! New, these things are sold for over a thousand dollars! This is of course not new, however, by the looks of it, I doubt it has ever been flown! Its friggin impressive!


Now for the sweet deal! If you want all of this kick ass stuff....1000 bucks for everything! Check it out....you get the AR15, a killer set of audio components, and one huge badass American flag all for the price of a new AR15....or new American flag! Its like your buying one thing and getting the rest for free!!!!

Now...imagine this! On the fourth of july...the sun is going down...you've had a few festive beers to drink....and you want to show this world of fucking dickless non-patriotic asshats that YOU are not the American to be fucked with! Cue the American Flag to drape your house! Check....Cue up the loud ass stereo system with some totally patriotic music....Check! Now grab your AR15 and go sit on the porch and let em see you in all your glory!!! Check! This stuff is not only cool, but its a status symbol! YOU CAN BE THE COOLEST MOST KICK ASS AMERICAN ON YOUR BLOCK! NEVER LET EM SEE YOU SWEAT!

And IF you decide to go on this journey of bitchin' and buy this once in a lifetime package I've put together, then I'll even provide you with a burned CD of totally patriotic bad ass music to crank on your new stereo, while covered in American flag holding a weapon that Terrorists are scared to death of! The CD will be full of Kid Rock, Toby Keith...and thats pretty much it, because thats all you fucking need! Pics below!

Heres another breakdown of prices:

Bushmaster AR- 800
Yamaha receiver and Jamo speakers- 250
4' x 17' American Flag- 300

PATRIOTIC PACKAGE OF EVERYTHING- 1000

NO LOW BALLERS! THIS SHIT IS WORTH EASILY OVER A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!! Cant trade either...I need extra money for a set of Daytona USA Arcade machines I found out of state! I normally wouldn't sell this awesome stuff, but the wife has my balls in a vice and won't let me tap into the bank account to get the arcades. Shit man...I'd normally be sad as hell to get rid of such Patriotic items, however, the money is going towards yet another patriotic item. It even has "USA" in the title. So help me out! I want to get drunk as hell and play racing video games in my garage! If you buy my shit, I'll even let you come over and get drunk with me and we can crash Nascars into each other!!!!! Its a 4 player setup, so you can even bring 2 of your buddies and we can turn it into a drinking game! Fuck, I'll even let you bring over your new AR and let you strap it around your chest while you play! It'll be a fucking all out American who's got the biggest dicks on the block drunken fest!


Motown can't handle the badassness of all this kick ass shit, so I had to create a Flickr account to view it. USER BEWARE...WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW, YOU MIGHT EXPERIENCE SOME SIDE EFFECTS FROM THESE PHOTOS! PISSING YOUR PANTS, FAINTING, OR MOST LIKELY A BONER!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/76796251@N04/?saved=1
 
dude, we need to get 7 people together, at night, with sparklers. We take your badass camera, put it on a long exposure and we all draw out 1 letter of D Y N A S T Y at the same time while standing next to each other!!!!
 
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