on my lunch i went to the bank to find out that somebody had stolen my debt card and used it for about 800 dollars... on my back from the bank i get a phone call from my old roomate that there was a giant racoon taking a nap in the back of my car which at first i thought was a joke but made sense because the garage left open for a couple hours the night before... so i turn around and go home to find him and the girls kinda nervous to go out into the garage... once i get there we open the garage door and the hatch to my car and i arm myself with the broomstick, the girls are on the hood of his car and hes got the c02 bb gun... well it was more like big foot in my car... the f'n thing was huge and it kept going from hiding by the back tire between the car and the wall to between my exhaust pipes... after that it went back to the back of the car and it jumped into the back seat through the hatch... this is when the battle began... i started to poke and swat at the monster and it jumped into the front seat under the steering wheel where he started to attack the broom stick everytime it got near to it... finally sasquatch jumped out of the car and made its final stand near the back tire again... well i couldnt make my attack from where it was so i swung at the garbage can behind the car and it scared the it right out of the garage... thats all it took... the fucker looked like a small bear running through the yard...
