Tiger Woods breaks another record...

[ReiKo]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...hange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/?test=faces

...This is MADNESS!

Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father.

"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."

Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.

Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."

The friend said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."

Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.

That means Woods will share decisions about their future -- so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden.

Woods -- believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas -- will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week.

He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.

The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.

"She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle."

Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children -- plus female members of staff known to Nordegren.

:shocked:

 

[n8dogg2669]

it's his own damn fault. 1 thing you dont do when you have that much money and a pre-nup is get caught cheating. What's really shocking is that he is willing to pay $750 million for her silence. Makes you wonder how much do we not know about?

 

[ReiKo]

I bet there is a lot of females nobody is going to know about because he wrote them a check... I'll bet the house on that one...

 

[unit213]

He should've just had her wacked.

 

[jspec]

I will never understand people. He is a golfer! Who gives a fuck if he likes to have women shit on his head and beat him with a wooden spoon. Why pay all that money for silence!

 

[AutoEuphoria]

I guess I didn't know they were getting divorced...last I heard they were trying to patch things up.

Makes sense, though...once the divorce is over, let it be over. Going public with all that stuff wouldn't do anything but harm their kids. It'd be a total selfish move on her part anyway, and it's pretty sad he had to pay that much to keep her quiet. In the end, though, it's his fault for being a cheater

 

[patman]

It's the cost of his situation. The more money you have, the more you're going to lose in a divorce. All I know is that was some expensive pussy he was cheating with. I hope it was worth it.

 

[n8dogg2669]

I will never understand people. He is a golfer! Who gives a fuck if he likes to have women shit on his head and beat him with a wooden spoon. Why pay all that money for silence!

he is paying because he is hoping to clean up his image. Remember before this all happened the worst thing he ever did was try and drink at party for a tournament before he was 21. He was all cocky about it and said I'm tiger woods blah blah blah... Point being he has been the golden child for so long, and his $$$$ (ie endorsements) all rely on him cleaning up his image, and getting it back to what it used to be. I heard before his divorce that he was worth anywhere from $1.5-2 BILLION. Even if she took most the cash, he still has sick amounts of money, and will continue to have sick amounts of money. Plus if he is paying that much, he doesnt want ANYONE to know what really went on, and I am sure part of that is for his children's sake.

 

[DetroitStyle]

Regardless of what he did... it's still ridiculous that the laws in this country think it's reasonable for her to get paid like that. It's beyond fucked up. He's worked his entire life to become the best golfer in the world. She's known him for 5 years and spit out 2 kids. For that, she gets 3/4 of a BILLION DOLLARS?!? Seriously? A BILLION?

It's like the tramp who McCartney married... she gets half of the money he's earned by being one of rock n' roll's all time greats? Because she laid on her back for him for a few years?

Here's a million bucks... go away.

 

[orangejuiced86]

Oh but she was embarrassed. lol

 

[mdhmi]

Serves him right.

 

[hangemhigh]

who gives a fuck?????............not me.....

 

[mrvids]

Anyone have Elin's number handy?

 

[n8dogg2669]

Regardless of what he did... it's still ridiculous that the laws in this country think it's reasonable for her to get paid like that. It's beyond fucked up. He's worked his entire life to become the best golfer in the world. She's known him for 5 years and spit out 2 kids. For that, she gets 3/4 of a BILLION DOLLARS?!? Seriously? A BILLION?

It's like the tramp who McCartney married... she gets half of the money he's earned by being one of rock n' roll's all time greats? Because she laid on her back for him for a few years?

Here's a million bucks... go away.

that was a settlement he agreed to so it didnt go to court. The law may have worked out in a similar manner, but bottom line he didnt want it to get to the legal system and all that shit come out. cant really blame any laws, its his own damn fault. like I said, I wonder how much we dont know about this for him to agree to pay that much to shut her up.

 

[Swifster]

Anyone have Elin's number handy?

X2! I know where Tiger lives, but it's her address I want. This didn't actually set a record. Rupert Murdoch's ex got 1.7 BILLION!

 

[Violent J]

"I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you and make you sore....I'm going to tell you to shut the f**k up while I slap your face and pull your hair for making noise.” Tiger Woods

:roll:

What a dip shit!!

 

[Ponyryd]

Regardless of what he did... it's still ridiculous that the laws in this country think it's reasonable for her to get paid like that. It's beyond fucked up. He's worked his entire life to become the best golfer in the world. She's known him for 5 years and spit out 2 kids. For that, she gets 3/4 of a BILLION DOLLARS?!? Seriously? A BILLION?

It's like the tramp who McCartney married... she gets half of the money he's earned by being one of rock n' roll's all time greats? Because she laid on her back for him for a few years?

Here's a million bucks... go away.

No problem with it IMO, he shouldn't have cheated. On top of that, he never used protection and was fucking porn stars, have any idea how many diseases he may have given Elin? If he wanted the lifestyle he should have never gotten married in the 1st place-it's all his own fault, I don't feel bad for him at all, if anything she deserves more money because of all the crap she has gone though and will for the rest of her life.
One thing that amazes me is that Nike still sponsors him, that's B.S. Yea, he's a great golfer, but I sure as hell don't want my kids looking at him as a role model.

 

[Stalker]

I love how his ex says he was always a good father. BULL SHIT! Good father would have kept his dick in his pants and not fucked up his marriage.

 

[patman]

I love how his ex says he was always a good father. BULL SHIT! Good father would have kept his dick in his pants and not fucked up his marriage.

You've called it dude!

 

[89vettefromhell]

Regardless of what he did... it's still ridiculous that the laws in this country think it's reasonable for her to get paid like that. It's beyond fucked up. He's worked his entire life to become the best golfer in the world. She's known him for 5 years and spit out 2 kids. For that, she gets 3/4 of a BILLION DOLLARS?!? Seriously? A BILLION?

It's like the tramp who McCartney married... she gets half of the money he's earned by being one of rock n' roll's all time greats? Because she laid on her back for him for a few years?

Here's a million bucks... go away.

x2... why is it that if a celebrity cheats and his wife divorces she gets 1/2 of his Assests and worth... yet if tiger was to go out in a drunk stuper and hit someone and kill them in his car .. theyd prolly get like 2-3 mill and call it a day.... Divorce is worth more than death in this country...

and to everyone who its dogging him and saying its his fault and hes a bad guy/dad.... look at one big factor... tiger has never had any real rolemodels or people to teach him real social skills ... except his father... who was a crazy ass who made him what he is today by forcing him into golf and seclusion..

hes never had a life or been taught anything morally or socially ... all hes learned from is people and experiences ... which when youre learning as a celebrity is not the best scene to learn from...