This just in, LIFE ISN'T FAIR

Crazzy_Al said:
**Raises hand** :lol:


How's this for funny?

When I was young I played floor hockey with my cub scout troop/school (I forget which) and got into a few "arguments" with other players. One time a kid on another team purposely hit me in the mouth with the back end of his hockey stick. We were in the school gym and the gym was seperated by a plastic-like curtain that hung from the ceiling. When the kid hit me I attacked him into the curtain and we exchanged many fists back and forth. Once we were pulled out of the curtain and away from each other I see my mom (her cane in hand because she had just had her 1st back surgery) come storming accross the gym floor at the ref...who called me at fault for the fight and suspended me for 4 games. She started swinging her cane at the ref and I pulled her away and went at the ref myself. :lol: The bleachers cleared and it was a mess in the gym. A bunch of kids were fighting, parents got involved, it got messy. A few parents and kids got banged up pretty bad by floor hockey sticks, fists, etc. That game was called, I ended up not being able to play a few games, but it was fun. :lol::roll: I hope to be able to attend my kid(s) functions when she/they get old enough to participate. I'll be the dad in the stands talking shit! :lol::roll:
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Today she would be in jail, they don't take that shit lightly. Really nothing funny about that story at all & it's to bad the kids had to see that.

I've played sports all my life and never had anything come to blows, issues were settled on the field. I did have a guy try and take me out during a soccer game later in the game there was a loose ball needless to say I got there first( I was the fastest person on our team, shocking) I hit him at full, speed he went down and few smelling salts later my point was proven. It was totally legal and I didn't even get a call against me. :lol: Of course if he beat me to the ball I would have definitely been tossed.
 
L98Terror said:
Today she would be in jail, they don't take that shit lightly. Really nothing funny about that story at all & it's to bad the kids had to see that...
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It was funny to all of us. :lol: Plus, my mom didn't swing her cane in a manner that hurt the guy. My mom is not a very coordinated woman.
 
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