mystang
Club Member
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
>the> last one is great!> > Have you ever spoken and wished that you
could
>immediately take the words> back... or that you could crawl into a
hole?>
> >
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....> > > FIRST
>TESTIMONY:> > I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three
kids
in
>tow and asked> loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a
blow
>job?" I turned> around and walked back out and never went back My
husband
>didn't say a> word...he knew better.> > >
SECOND TESTIMONY:> > I was at the
>golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was> unhappy
with
the
>women's type I had been using. After browsing for several> minutes, I
was
>approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who worked at> the
store.
>He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him> and
said,
>"I think I like playing with men's balls."> > >
THIRD TESTIMONY:> > My
>sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety>
of
>candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
behind>
the
>counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking
at>
>your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned,
and
>I> turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never
let
>me> forget.> > >
FOURTH TESTIMONY:> > While in line at the bank one
>afternoon, my toddler decided to release some> pent-up energy and ran
amok.
>I was finally able to grab hold of her after> receiving looks of
disgust
>and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that> if she did not
start
>behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my> horror, she looked
me
in
>the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,> "If you don't let
me go
>right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you> kissing Daddy's
pee-pee
last
>night!" The silence was deafening after this> enlightening exchange.
Even
>the tellers stopped what they were doing. I> mustered up the last of
my
>dignity and walked out of the bank with my> daughter in tow. The last
thing
>I heard when the door closed behind me, were> screams of laughter.>
> >
>
FIFTH TESTIMONY:> > > Have you ever asked your child a question too
many
>times? My three-year-old> son had a lot of problems with potty
training>
>and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a
quick>
>lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While>
>enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked
my>
>seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. The realized that Danny had
not>
>asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he
said>
>"No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I
>don't> have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE
you
>didn't have> an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he
must
have
>had an> accident, because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked
one
more
>time,> "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up,
yanked
>down his> pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM,
IT'S
>JUST FARTS!!"> While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos
>laughing, he calmly> pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple
made
>me feel better,> thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!> >
LAST
>
BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:> > This had most of the state of Michigan
laughing
>for 2 days and a very> embarrassed female news anchor who will, in
the
>future, likely think before> she speaks. What happens when you
predict
snow
>but don't get any! We had a> female news anchor that, the day after
it
was
>supposed to have snowed and> didn't, turned to the weatherman and
asked:
>"So Bob, where's that 8 inches> you promised me last night?" Not only
did
>HE have to leave the set, but half> the crew did too they were
laughing
so
>hard!> >
>the> last one is great!> > Have you ever spoken and wished that you
could
>immediately take the words> back... or that you could crawl into a
hole?>
> >
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....> > > FIRST
>TESTIMONY:> > I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three
kids
in
>tow and asked> loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a
blow
>job?" I turned> around and walked back out and never went back My
husband
>didn't say a> word...he knew better.> > >
SECOND TESTIMONY:> > I was at the
>golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was> unhappy
with
the
>women's type I had been using. After browsing for several> minutes, I
was
>approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who worked at> the
store.
>He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him> and
said,
>"I think I like playing with men's balls."> > >
THIRD TESTIMONY:> > My
>sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety>
of
>candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
behind>
the
>counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking
at>
>your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned,
and
>I> turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never
let
>me> forget.> > >
FOURTH TESTIMONY:> > While in line at the bank one
>afternoon, my toddler decided to release some> pent-up energy and ran
amok.
>I was finally able to grab hold of her after> receiving looks of
disgust
>and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that> if she did not
start
>behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my> horror, she looked
me
in
>the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,> "If you don't let
me go
>right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you> kissing Daddy's
pee-pee
last
>night!" The silence was deafening after this> enlightening exchange.
Even
>the tellers stopped what they were doing. I> mustered up the last of
my
>dignity and walked out of the bank with my> daughter in tow. The last
thing
>I heard when the door closed behind me, were> screams of laughter.>
> >
>
FIFTH TESTIMONY:> > > Have you ever asked your child a question too
many
>times? My three-year-old> son had a lot of problems with potty
training>
>and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a
quick>
>lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While>
>enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked
my>
>seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. The realized that Danny had
not>
>asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he
said>
>"No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I
>don't> have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE
you
>didn't have> an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he
must
have
>had an> accident, because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked
one
more
>time,> "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up,
yanked
>down his> pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM,
IT'S
>JUST FARTS!!"> While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos
>laughing, he calmly> pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple
made
>me feel better,> thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!> >
LAST
>
BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:> > This had most of the state of Michigan
laughing
>for 2 days and a very> embarrassed female news anchor who will, in
the
>future, likely think before> she speaks. What happens when you
predict
snow
>but don't get any! We had a> female news anchor that, the day after
it
was
>supposed to have snowed and> didn't, turned to the weatherman and
asked:
>"So Bob, where's that 8 inches> you promised me last night?" Not only
did
>HE have to leave the set, but half> the crew did too they were
laughing
so
>hard!> >
