The way today's Ford webcast really went down:

JScottGT

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Mark Fields: Here it is Ford Motor Company's Revitalization Plan
Bill Ford: Good work, Corporal. Punch it up.
Mark Fields: (Starts Webcast)
Bill Ford: Started much too early. Prepare to fast forward
Mark Fields: Preparing to Fast Forward
Bill Ford: Fast forward
Mark Fields: Fast forwarding, sir.
Mark Fields: (Gets to GPDS announcement)
Bill Ford: Nnnnno. Go past this, past this part, in fact, never play this again.
Bill Ford: Try here. Stop...what the hell am I looking at? When does this happen?
Mark Fields: Now. You are looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Bill Ford: What happened to then?
Mark Fields: We passed then?
Bill Ford: When?
Mark Fields: Just now. We're at now, now.
Bill Ford: Go back to then.
Mark Fields: When?
Bill Ford: Now.
Mark Fields: Now?
Bill Ford: Now.
Mark Fields: I can't.
Bill Ford: Why?
Mark Fields: We missed it.
Bill Ford: When?
Mark Fields: Just now.
Bill Ford: When will then be now?
Mark Fields: Soon.
Bill Ford: What?
 
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Topless_Pony_00 said:
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Wrong movie buddy. We were on a SPACEBALLS kick. But a good quote none the less. Back on topic.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
 
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They must have hyperjets on that thing. And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart?!?!?!
 
Lonestar, I am your sisters, uncles, brothers, roommates, cousins, nephews, neighbor. So what does that make us? Absolutely nothing!
 
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