Stalker/Ryan

Buuhbye guy said:
I have no shame in my game, I will let you know size, shape, texture and stinch level.


Um :puke: I have the most disgusting farts right now and a chick is coming over :dontknow: :lol:
 
lol I had the other day, I kept telling her i need to get water so I could go upstairs and let them rip and go back to bed, then It would churn and bubble up again then I told her i think I should go brush my teeth...back upstairs and rip again.
 
You have to break them in early with the farting. It's like the first kiss or something similar...the longer you let it go the harder it is to finally do it.

Fart early, fart often.
 
No. I hit the pillow a little after 5:00am this morning and was up and at 'em a little after 10:00am.
 
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