phatfantom68
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Warning: This is not an import vs. domestic thread. This is not an Xceedspeed vs. Motown thread, please do not turn it into one. I just want to rant about an experience today.
Anyways, I highly, highly doubt he is on here, it was a middle-aged looking fat fucker with glasses that pissed me off today and I want to vent.
So I am at work and had to drop off some stuff to one of my "clients" (Utica Best Buy) that's about a mile down the road from my store. I decided to take a little roof-topper for the Lexus with the business number on it, so I don't have to bother finding a parking spot.
I drop off the stuff, and decide to start heading back out of the parking lot of Utica Park Place and get back to the store. I needed to be kinda quick, seeing as how there is only one girl at the store while I'm gone.
I start going, get to the crosswalk in front of Sam's Club and am just rolling through while people are crossing. Out of the blue, this douche-canoe in a newish (like 2002) blue civic cuts me off and looks back over at me like a fucking hardass, so I decide to just do a single-handed shrug and forget about it. He turns right onto Utica Park Blvd. and accelerates really, really slowly, getting up to a blistering 20mph before coming to a COMPLETE STOP at the fucking empty roundabout. I think the speed limit is like 25 or 35 back there, but I got places to be and people to see here.
So coming out of the roundabout (which he took doing about 10 mph), I just decide to pass him up, I don't care if there's a solid yellow line or not. So I floor it, the V8 roars to life, and I pass him wide-open-throttle with a deafening roar. He rolls down the window and starts yelling at me incoherently and waving his hands. He also swerved to try to block me into the lane, but I guess there was too much fat in his chubby little arms to react quicker than myself. So I'm like "Fuck this retard" and just keep going doing about 70-ish, and this crazy mofo decides to speed up and follow me.
Keep in mind, I have a little plastic topper on top of my car with the business number on it, and am in work uniform during this whole time. So I'm getting chased by a middle-aged fat fuck in a Civic right now, and I'm all like :lol: the whole time this is happening, thinking is this guy serious?
I finally got a good distance away from him and pulled out onto Schoenherr, and this fucker comes flying up on me while I'm stopped in a turning lane. So he pulls off the road and into the parking lot next to me, and continues his yelling and gets down my plate number and the business number on top of my car. I just gave him the one finger salute out of the sunroof and floored it out of there.
I swear, I had a bad feeling about putting that topper on my car when I left, because that was the only thing that kept me from stopping next to this guy, getting out, and tearing this bitch a new asshole.
So then I was thinking this guy would follow me to my place of employment, where I could also lay down a tongue-lashing. But he seemed like one of those crazy motherfuckers, and well, I didn't want anything to happen to the Lex, so I decided to park it out back...
And that's my story. So why are people so fucking stupid? I deal with stupid motherfuckers at work all day almost every day, what the fuck gives? This guy was driving like a grandma doing 5-10 below, and of course when I pass him up, he decides to do double the speed limit. Why can you not at least drive the speed limit and in a sane manner? Fucking-A people piss me off... the general public is so fucking stupid.
Anyways, I highly, highly doubt he is on here, it was a middle-aged looking fat fucker with glasses that pissed me off today and I want to vent.
So I am at work and had to drop off some stuff to one of my "clients" (Utica Best Buy) that's about a mile down the road from my store. I decided to take a little roof-topper for the Lexus with the business number on it, so I don't have to bother finding a parking spot.
I drop off the stuff, and decide to start heading back out of the parking lot of Utica Park Place and get back to the store. I needed to be kinda quick, seeing as how there is only one girl at the store while I'm gone.
I start going, get to the crosswalk in front of Sam's Club and am just rolling through while people are crossing. Out of the blue, this douche-canoe in a newish (like 2002) blue civic cuts me off and looks back over at me like a fucking hardass, so I decide to just do a single-handed shrug and forget about it. He turns right onto Utica Park Blvd. and accelerates really, really slowly, getting up to a blistering 20mph before coming to a COMPLETE STOP at the fucking empty roundabout. I think the speed limit is like 25 or 35 back there, but I got places to be and people to see here.
So coming out of the roundabout (which he took doing about 10 mph), I just decide to pass him up, I don't care if there's a solid yellow line or not. So I floor it, the V8 roars to life, and I pass him wide-open-throttle with a deafening roar. He rolls down the window and starts yelling at me incoherently and waving his hands. He also swerved to try to block me into the lane, but I guess there was too much fat in his chubby little arms to react quicker than myself. So I'm like "Fuck this retard" and just keep going doing about 70-ish, and this crazy mofo decides to speed up and follow me.
Keep in mind, I have a little plastic topper on top of my car with the business number on it, and am in work uniform during this whole time. So I'm getting chased by a middle-aged fat fuck in a Civic right now, and I'm all like :lol: the whole time this is happening, thinking is this guy serious?
I finally got a good distance away from him and pulled out onto Schoenherr, and this fucker comes flying up on me while I'm stopped in a turning lane. So he pulls off the road and into the parking lot next to me, and continues his yelling and gets down my plate number and the business number on top of my car. I just gave him the one finger salute out of the sunroof and floored it out of there.
I swear, I had a bad feeling about putting that topper on my car when I left, because that was the only thing that kept me from stopping next to this guy, getting out, and tearing this bitch a new asshole.
So then I was thinking this guy would follow me to my place of employment, where I could also lay down a tongue-lashing. But he seemed like one of those crazy motherfuckers, and well, I didn't want anything to happen to the Lex, so I decided to park it out back...
And that's my story. So why are people so fucking stupid? I deal with stupid motherfuckers at work all day almost every day, what the fuck gives? This guy was driving like a grandma doing 5-10 below, and of course when I pass him up, he decides to do double the speed limit. Why can you not at least drive the speed limit and in a sane manner? Fucking-A people piss me off... the general public is so fucking stupid.
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