Who made that man a gunner?
I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an Asshole, sir.
I know that. What's his name?
That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
And his cousin?
He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.
How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Yo!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes.