DBK
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My wife got a ticket on our street in Royal Oak, in our driveway, for going 10 mph over, as the cop claimed she was going 13 mph over. First of all, she swears up and down that she was not doing near that speed, which I tend to believe because a) she says she wasn't b) she's going to be 31 in November and she's never had a ticket. Second of all, she has a Fusion, and we live on a dead end street that's less than a quarter mile long. Unless she was wailing WOT the whole length available and then drilling the brakes to wildly turn into our driveway, which again, in the nearly 9 years we've been together, I haven't ever seen, I don't think it could even reach the quoted speed.
Anyways, the cop gives her the ticket and says "I'm gonna give you the ticket, but just show up at the court and contest it because I won't show up anyways and the judge will dismiss it." She's been sticking with this story for weeks waiting for her court date. So today comes, and she shows up, and over course the cop is there. The judge asks her what her deal is and she says "He gave me this ticket and told me to show up because they would dismiss it since he wouldn't show up." Of course, the judge indignantly says "No police officer would ever say that. Follow her and pay." Doesn't even ask the cop if that's what he said, and doesn't believe her claim she wasn't speeding anyways.
I'm so fuckin annoyed with the nickel and dime m.o of this city. They tore out those credit card reader parking meters REAL quick when they figured out they couldn't have some fat waddling fuck issue $$$ of dollars a day worth of tickets when people ran out of change.
Anyways, the cop gives her the ticket and says "I'm gonna give you the ticket, but just show up at the court and contest it because I won't show up anyways and the judge will dismiss it." She's been sticking with this story for weeks waiting for her court date. So today comes, and she shows up, and over course the cop is there. The judge asks her what her deal is and she says "He gave me this ticket and told me to show up because they would dismiss it since he wouldn't show up." Of course, the judge indignantly says "No police officer would ever say that. Follow her and pay." Doesn't even ask the cop if that's what he said, and doesn't believe her claim she wasn't speeding anyways.
I'm so fuckin annoyed with the nickel and dime m.o of this city. They tore out those credit card reader parking meters REAL quick when they figured out they couldn't have some fat waddling fuck issue $$$ of dollars a day worth of tickets when people ran out of change.