Ronnie Duke attempts escape from Monroe County Jail

Falcon64

Falcon64

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Ronnie Duke was caught this week trying to escape from the Monroe County Jail. Duke attempted to escape by chiseling the mortar around the blocks to try and remove the blocks from the wall. Duke tried to conceal his efforts by refilling the mortar with wet toilet paper mixed with tooth paste and chocolate to make it brown. Duke's plan was discovered by a corrections officer who was doing a cell inspection. I guess he thought he could jump off the third floor and escape. Must not have realized that the building is almost two feet thick of solid concrete. What a dumbass. Add a few more years to the 16 year sentence he is serving.
 
I think he watched Escape From Alcatraz one to many times....
BTW if your in NorCal, I would highly suggest to take the Alcatraz tour!
 
That is just priceless. I'll bet he's just about going nuts in there. No hookers, no blow, nobody to scam...
 
Honestly, his sentence was pretty light in my estimation. 13 years for stealing $100 million and ruining a bunch of people? Not too bad.

First he runs. Then he attacks the prosecutor. Then he attempts to break out of jail. Clearly, not the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with, but I'd be thanking my lucky stars to get off that easy after bilking people out of that much money rather than trying to add to my sentence.
 
chubod said:
Great guy? Just a little misunderstood?
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"I've had extreme mood swings ... nervousness and depression,"
Duke said during a brief court hearing Tuesday. "But I'm not saying I'm crazy."



No, not misunderstood, he's pretty much a "what you see
is what you get" kind of guy.
 
Even with all that money his LS cars ran like poop. I remember spanking him numerous times back when we met at the track, and he was the guy running the speed shop...what a hack. He did have a baller trailer for all those slow cars, that's about it.
 
I was neck deep in trying to sort out his fraud for several cases I was working on at the old office. I actually turned a lot of my discovery over the FBI, some they knew, other stuff they didn't.

Then I had the "pleasure" of tracking down his co-criminals. That was fun. surprisingly, they all claimed they were innocent, while living in mansions and having their yacht in Fort Lauderdale. Right....
 
wikdsvt said:
I was neck deep in trying to sort out his fraud for several cases I was working on at the old office. I actually turned a lot of my discovery over the FBI, some they knew, other stuff they didn't.

Then I had the "pleasure" of tracking down his co-criminals. That was fun. surprisingly, they all claimed they were innocent, while living in mansions and having their yacht in Fort Lauderdale. Right....
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Gotta ask where do you work now? ;)
 
wikdsvt said:
I was neck deep in trying to sort out his fraud for several cases I was working on at the old office. I actually turned a lot of my discovery over the FBI, some they knew, other stuff they didn't.

Then I had the "pleasure" of tracking down his co-criminals. That was fun. surprisingly, they all claimed they were innocent, while living in mansions and having their yacht in Fort Lauderdale. Right....
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Wow
 
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