pretty weird things happening in my house

hide a donut under your pillow. When she comes in toss it out the window. She'll go after it like a rabid dog.
 
Maybe if you learned to speak using proper punctuation, (commas and periods
and the such), she could understand some of what you're trying to say and get the point.
 
Lmfao @ the turn this thread took...
From fat girls sneaking into beds and not the fridge, to Shane trying to hook up with her, to height and weight determination, back to the fat chick, to a rub & tug from "Me love you long time", back to Shane comparing said fat chick to a game of "Poke Her", and on to grammar corrections!
Gotta love MM!

And fat chicks don't give good head cause they HAVE to, they do it because they are HUNGRY!
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neerG nO 'nioG said:
Lmfao @ the turn this thread took...
From fat girls sneaking into beds and not the fridge, to Shane trying to hook up with her, to height and weight determination, back to the fat chick, to a rub & tug from "Me love you long time", back to Shane comparing said fat chick to a game of "Poke Her", and on to grammar corrections!
Gotta love MM!

And fat chicks don't give good head cause they HAVE to, they do it because they are HUNGRY!
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Just waitin' for the gay and we've covered it all.:893goof_v
 
put a lock on your door the oppisit way as normal.....

Tell her to go in there ans wait for you, lock the door and sleep on the couch.
 
moneypit said:
FAT GIRLS THEY DONT GET AS MUCH SO THEY ARE WILLING TO DO MORE, plus winters comming fat girls are great for winter comfort ask trunk
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:shake: You know I read this, don't you? At least you're consistent... you've made fun of me from the first time I met you. :lol:

igotaneed4speed said:
fat chicks like anyone thats smaller than them lol I ca;t stand getting hit on by them... Its like there in the world of 5th grade dating using retard pick-up lines and shit i have a hard time not laughing in there face when they pull that crap


If Kim Kim sees this I'm sorry i know this will hurt your feelings. I send a holla lula out to you for + sized women
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Thanks, Derrick. I'll tell the rest of my friends not to use their cheesy lines on you too. I hope you weren't too offended.
 
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