pretty weird things happening in my house

dirtybird said:
You know why fat chicks give good head?














They have to :lol:



I would freak out. OMG why do fat chicks like skinny guys? I hate being skinny for that one reason.
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fat chicks like anyone thats smaller than them lol I ca;t stand getting hit on by them... Its like there in the world of 5th grade dating using retard pick-up lines and shit i have a hard time not laughing in there face when they pull that crap


If Kim Kim sees this I'm sorry i know this will hurt your feelings. I send a holla lula out to you for + sized women
 
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upside is she got knockers bigger then my head lol i like girls with meat on their bones but come on im not a damn sandwich
 
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ill tell u all another weird story ... LOl i went to an oriental massage parlor cause i strained my traps and rumboids in my back so i go in lay down the girl gives me a 30 min massage and looks at me and asks me in an oriental voice " u pay for appriciation " im like wtf is appriciation she replies in hand jestures like she is jerkin someone off im like huh she like i do " hand jesture hand jesture " for 20 dolla im like tight hook it up so i turn over and she starts goin at it well ive never done this before so it is taking forever and her arm gets tired and she looks at me and says " my arm tired u do u do " im like oh hell no i aint paying u 20 dollars to do your job use your other hand lol i know tmi tmi just forwarning when u see oriental massage either stay away or if ur looking for a rub n tug go on in LOL
 
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