PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR -->

Crazzy_Al

Crazzy_Al

Mr. Hair Gel Overgeller
***NO GAY JOKES ABOUT THE THREAD TITLE, FUNNY GUYS!!***

So as some of you know I have been at a branch of JPMorganChase studying for the licenses required by my new job. ***I am studying at a branch that is not going to be the one I am working out of.*** Anyway, I sit at the back of this branch studying away, reading, doing my practice exams, and at LEAST 10 times a day I see people walk up to the back door of my building (keep in mind again that this is a BANK!!!) and pull on the door handle. Keep in mind also that there is a sign, right at the level of the door handle itself that says "PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR -->" and it points to the FRONT of the BANK. Have any of you ever seen a bank that allows people in the back fucking door?!?!?!? I could almost understand people getting confused and thinking that this was an entrance IF THERE WAS NOT A SIGN SAYING NOT TO USE THIS DOOR!!!

Due to the mirrored tint on all the glass and doors, I can see them, but they can't see me. So I just sit and laugh at every one of these jokers who get all mad after they walked a whole 10 steps to this door just to find out you have to go around the building. Why are they parking behind the building anyway?!?!? There is a ton of parking up front.

What is wrong with people these days?
 
lol I can't wait to u start dealing with the bank customers, we'll have some good stories to swap haha
 
CMYZ28 said:
lol I can't wait to u start dealing with the bank customers, we'll have some good stories to swap haha
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I'm sure that's not the only thing you two will swap :hay:
 
We had some guy roll through our back door after hours one saturday about 15 min after we closed. The door was not yet locked because we were about to leave through that door. He also opened our gate that we had shut, but not yet locked, to get to the door. He almost got his ass beat. When a coworker of mine came around that corner (small office), I think the dudes bowells let go lmao. HE claimed that since he was fooreign, he didn't know not to come through peoples bak doors.
 
man, nothing is better than when a place is closed and dumb people still push on the door to try and open it, especially if there is a giant closed sign or hours in plain view
 
1BadLSC said:
man, nothing is better than when a place is closed and dumb people still push on the door to try and open it, especially if there is a giant closed sign or hours in plain view
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I've done that, but only when I still see people inside. Like if I am only a couple minutes late to a store's closing. I'll do that. Of the 4 times I've done that I was let in to make a purchase 3 of them. :D
 
yea i wait till people do it at my work.. then they pull the 2nd door.. then walk away and I laugh.. so Al, come do it at my work please... mmm k?
 
CMYZ28 said:
yea i wait till people do it at my work.. then they pull the 2nd door.. then walk away and I laugh.. so Al, come do it at my work please... mmm k?
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A bank would be a little bit different story then a retail store. (for obvious security issues) I wouldn't do that at a bank.
 
Crazzy_Al said:
A bank would be a little bit different story then a retail store. (for obvious security issues) I wouldn't do that at a bank.
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liar.. liar pants on fire.. your other favorite one that you're gonna get is "do you have a restroom I can use??" ummm no.. "why?" security reasons sorry
 
CMYZ28 said:
liar.. liar pants on fire.. your other favorite one that you're gonna get is "do you have a restroom I can use??" ummm no.. "why?" security reasons sorry
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I wouldn't!

I have actually had a bank tell me that they couldn't let me use the pisser because of security issues. :lol:
 
The best one so far today was a very large woman who walked up to the door, saw the sign, and pulled the door extremely hard...not once...BUT TWICE!!!

You know she was PISSED that she had to walk around to the front of the building. So what did she do? She got in her car and DROVE around to the front of the building.
 
Oh oh oh, I have a better one now. Some little Indian guy wearing a purple sweater came to the back door, read the sign, and then pulled the door. He then saw a colleague of mine walk past the door, and pulled the door 3 more times. When my colleague pointed in the direction of the other door, the little indian guy pulled the door 2 more times. Then waited a minute, then walked away. WTF is wrong with people?!?!?!?!
 
how bout when you dont open till 7 30 in the morning and people are pullin and knockin on the door...wtf YOU KNOW WHAT TIME WE open just cause ur here early dont mean we open early...
 
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