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The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $10 million”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you banging your secretary”.
 
The safest I've felt in years....


I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching
the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month!
 
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I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young, female and drop dead gorgeous.

I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."

I said, "My wife thinks that my penis tastes funny."
 
soap said:
The "I" in the word AIR should have showed up since it was already in the words TONIGHT and IN.

--Joe
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Excellent point! I never noticed that. So after that, it literally could only be the other. Hmmm. Bet Vanna came up with that puzzle.
 
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess

what day a woman was born on just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."
 
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