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mustangmike6996
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Good deal on a turbo I see lol
hangemhigh
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> I went into the confessional box
> after years of being away from the
> Church. Inside I
> found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's
> a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal
> glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars
> and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father,
> forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to
> confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much
> more inviting than it used to be."
> He replies: “Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."
> after years of being away from the
> Church. Inside I
> found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's
> a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal
> glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars
> and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father,
> forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to
> confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much
> more inviting than it used to be."
> He replies: “Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."
mustangmike6996
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^ hahahaha
hangemhigh
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A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells,
"No! No! Don't enter that church, you damn fool."
His wife asks him, "What are you watching?" Husband replies, "Our wedding video."
"No! No! Don't enter that church, you damn fool."
His wife asks him, "What are you watching?" Husband replies, "Our wedding video."
hangemhigh
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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap
house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl."
"Now ... We have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl."
"Now ... We have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
hangemhigh
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Rare photo of Brian Williams in earlier military action.
