Pics of you BETTER half

Crazzy_Al said:
Fortunately for you, I'm a happily married man, and she's not my type. Because if she was my type, and I was single, you'd have to have a 19" dick, 12" tongue, be able to breathe through your ears, and have a bank account the size of TurboBuick's belly to try and compete with me, son. :cool:
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MOTHERFUCKER....not even bill gates has that kind of loot. ;)
 
Crazzy_Al said:
Fortunately for you, I'm a happily married man, and she's not my type. Because if she was my type, and I was single, you'd have to have a 19" dick, 12" tongue, be able to breathe through your ears, and have a bank account the size of TurboBuick's belly to try and compete with me, son. :cool:
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Oh shit, is this words from the original mack being passed down??
 
Crazzy_Al said:
Fortunately for you, I'm a happily married man, and she's not my type. Because if she was my type, and I was single, you'd have to have a 19" dick, 12" tongue, be able to breathe through your ears, and have a bank account the size of TurboBuick's belly to try and compete with me, son. :cool:
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Its always the ones that talk about having the bigist dick and what not that always have the smallist dick!


And i KNOW you dont have that much money! no ones does
 
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MotorCityNova572 said:
Its always the ones that talk about having the bigist dick and what not that always have the smallist dick!


And i KNOW you dont have that much money! no ones does
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hes italian too, so we dont have anything to worry about :icon_mrgr
 
My girl rep'n Mr. Yonson's company @ Bowling Green last year.
 

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Ryan, Im calling lisa to tell her you are posting pics of her on MM lmao, jk.
I was in that section 3 weeks ago.
 
MotorCityNova572 said:
Its always the ones that talk about having the bigist dick and what not that always have the smallist dick!


And i KNOW you dont have that much money! no ones does
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I never said I had a big dick. I just said that YOU would need one to try to compete. :pimp: Try to keep up. :cool:



Uthinkso said:
Oh shit, is this words from the original mack being passed down??
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Take notes. :cool:
 
kovacs32 said:
At the white Sox game last monday....
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That was the section I was sitting in at that exact game! You were probably literally right infront of my seats! I was in the 7th row with the last 3 seats in the row!

TSHAFT
 
This is my significant other, but she's not my girlfriend...yet. But I'm working on her. I have a major plan.

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Al has a major plan alright ---- to get his ass kicked by that chick. Look at her...
 
Quick86 said:
Al has a major plan alright ---- to get his ass kicked by that chick. Look at her...
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Are you kidding? I'd LET Vida Guerra kick the shit out of me. **If I wasn't happily married, of course** :D
 
No fuckin way in hell that is Vida...

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Whoever that is you posted has shoulders like a dude compared to THIS pic of Vida...
 
And incase you didn't notice, in the pic I posted Vida's arm is almost behind her shifting the way her shoulder rests. She doesn't have big shoulders. But like I said, I'd still let her try and whoop me...if I wasn't happily married to such a little hottie myself. :D
 
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