OKay, so whos messed up their friends rides?

I have a friend who I let drive my GT back in the day when it had around 575hp. That was decent back then, it was probably a 10 second car in that trim, and it had a tremec 5-speed in it. This dude has wide feet, and after running it through the gears on grand river, he hit the brakes and clutch hard at the same time, but his foot was still touching the gas pedal. It floated the motor enough to touch every valve to the piston.

I won't mention any names, but he's kinda big, bald, and macedonian. And he has a lot of names.
 
Fryguy302 said:
I have a friend who I let drive my GT back in the day when it had around 575hp. That was decent back then, it was probably a 10 second car in that trim, and it had a tremec 5-speed in it. This dude has wide feet, and after running it through the gears on grand river, he hit the brakes and clutch hard at the same time, but his foot was still touching the gas pedal. It floated the motor enough to touch every valve to the piston.

I won't mention any names, but he's kinda big, bald, and macedonian. And he has a lot of names.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Does he by chance drive an SVT Focus, Lightning, 93 Cobra, etc?

:lol: :roll:
 
Similar story to Ken's. First boyfriend totaled his cousin's ferrari and died two days afterwards. This was about 5 years ago. His cousin was using another guys car and they were drag racing.

It's a phobia for me :dontknow: can't say I have too many others...
 
LOL....

First off....The dude in question told me the same story...BUT, with a different outlook..... I can tell the TRUTH,cuz I am a Neutral party in this "bashing"...


As he told me.... The car wasn't even road worthy....Master Cylinder was WAY down on Brake Fluid because of a leak ....Gas pedal was MODIFIED to move the pedel closer to the vetically challenged owner... The vertically challenged owner was so against having a "loud" car...He ran 4 chamber Flowmasters along WITH SuperTrap Mufflers that stuck out more than a Pro-Stock Wheelie bar does..... Knowing that the vertially challenged owner's eyesight was hindered from a resent Topless Establishment accident which occured the night before, was in no condition to be lookin out for the cops...Against his better judgement, the dude in question allowed him to be a lookout...Knowing he could put the car through it's paces as it was meant too(even though the vertically challenged owner thought he was a better driver than the dude in question).

From this point on, the dude in question will be known as the INNOCENT VICTIM.

Well, the INNOCENT VICTIM drove the car through it's paces...Besting the virtically challenged owner's BEST times/races by BUS LENGHTS!!!!!!! Upon seing that the INNOCENT VICTIM was a WAY better 5/6 Speed Driver than him, Yelled out COPS!!!! Well, I ask you, what would anyone do in a Situation like that?? HIT DA BRAKES HARD!!!!! Well, since not being told of the "issues" the automobile had and being as quiet as a Honda Civic on a Low Idle Coast,he was typecast as having "Wide Feet"... When Clearly, the blame is set on the vertically challenged owner and the DEATH TRAP of a car..


That is the Story as it was told to me....I contacted the individual who's name was slung through the mud in this "bashing", and he approves this rebuttal...

Thank You for your time...



:badass:


Fryguy302 said:
I have a friend who I let drive my GT back in the day when it had around 575hp. That was decent back then, it was probably a 10 second car in that trim, and it had a tremec 5-speed in it. This dude has wide feet, and after running it through the gears on grand river, he hit the brakes and clutch hard at the same time, but his foot was still touching the gas pedal. It floated the motor enough to touch every valve to the piston.

I won't mention any names, but he's kinda big, bald, and macedonian. And he has a lot of names.
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91trunk said:
You rotten bastard. Nick and my cousin can verify I was driving and you were puking in the demo. :lol:

Me-Saso are you OK?

Saso-*mutters in a drunken voice* Yeahhhh

Me-If you puke. Puke out the window *puts window down*

*sounds of puking and my cousin saying he is puking*

Me-SASO!!!! Out the fucking window!!!!!!!!

Saso-*mutters again*OK

*sounds of puking AGAIN*

Me-MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! Saso I said out the FUCKING WINDOW!!!!!!

Twenty mintues later I'm at the quater car wash power spraying the carpet and backseat out of puke,shrimp chunks and rum :roll:
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MAN...that is funny!!!!!!!!! sounds like when me and vess took pengelli (sp) to the Fights and he puked down the whole side of Vess's wifes new explorer while driving down 94...oh man...thank god for qrt car washes and the fact they are ALWAYS open!
 
Rickety said:
LOL....

First off....The dude in question told me the same story...BUT, with a different outlook..... I can tell the TRUTH,cuz I am a Neutral party in this "bashing"...


As he told me.... The car wasn't even road worthy....Master Cylinder was WAY down on Brake Fluid because of a leak ....Gas pedal was MODIFIED to move the pedel closer to the vetically challenged owner... The vertically challenged owner was so against having a "loud" car...He ran 4 chamber Flowmasters along WITH SuperTrap Mufflers that stuck out more than a Pro-Stock Wheelie bar does..... Knowing that the vertially challenged owner's eyesight was hindered from a resent Topless Establishment accident which occured the night before, was in no condition to be lookin out for the cops...Against his better judgement, the dude in question allowed him to be a lookout...Knowing he could put the car through it's paces as it was meant too(even though the vertically challenged owner thought he was a better driver than the dude in question).

From this point on, the dude in question will be known as the INNOCENT VICTIM.

Well, the INNOCENT VICTIM drove the car through it's paces...Besting the virtically challenged owner's BEST times/races by BUS LENGHTS!!!!!!! Upon seing that the INNOCENT VICTIM was a WAY better 5/6 Speed Driver than him, Yelled out COPS!!!! Well, I ask you, what would anyone do in a Situation like that?? HIT DA BRAKES HARD!!!!! Well, since not being told of the "issues" the automobile had and being as quiet as a Honda Civic on a Low Idle Coast,he was typecast as having "Wide Feet"... When Clearly, the blame is set on the vertically challenged owner and the DEATH TRAP of a car..


That is the Story as it was told to me....I contacted the individual who's name was slung through the mud in this "bashing", and he approves this rebuttal...

Thank You for your time...



:badass:
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Saso's CURRENT longest post. :lol: :roll:
 
i backed over my boss's motorcycle with the tow truck. he ended up not being as pissed as i was expecting him to be:dontknow:
 
Rickety said:
LOL....

First off....The dude in question told me the same story...BUT, with a different outlook..... I can tell the TRUTH,cuz I am a Neutral party in this "bashing"...


As he told me.... The car wasn't even road worthy....Master Cylinder was WAY down on Brake Fluid because of a leak ....Gas pedal was MODIFIED to move the pedel closer to the vetically challenged owner... The vertically challenged owner was so against having a "loud" car...He ran 4 chamber Flowmasters along WITH SuperTrap Mufflers that stuck out more than a Pro-Stock Wheelie bar does..... Knowing that the vertially challenged owner's eyesight was hindered from a resent Topless Establishment accident which occured the night before, was in no condition to be lookin out for the cops...Against his better judgement, the dude in question allowed him to be a lookout...Knowing he could put the car through it's paces as it was meant too(even though the vertically challenged owner thought he was a better driver than the dude in question).

From this point on, the dude in question will be known as the INNOCENT VICTIM.

Well, the INNOCENT VICTIM drove the car through it's paces...Besting the virtically challenged owner's BEST times/races by BUS LENGHTS!!!!!!! Upon seing that the INNOCENT VICTIM was a WAY better 5/6 Speed Driver than him, Yelled out COPS!!!! Well, I ask you, what would anyone do in a Situation like that?? HIT DA BRAKES HARD!!!!! Well, since not being told of the "issues" the automobile had and being as quiet as a Honda Civic on a Low Idle Coast,he was typecast as having "Wide Feet"... When Clearly, the blame is set on the vertically challenged owner and the DEATH TRAP of a car..


That is the Story as it was told to me....I contacted the individual who's name was slung through the mud in this "bashing", and he approves this rebuttal...

Thank You for your time...



:badass:
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Watch the advertising video for Pro 5.0 shifters in 1996. Seriously, you'll see my powershifting abilities on display. People were wondering why you'd put a Liberty in a stock Cobra...no Liberty, just me and my mad skillz.... :)
 
Fryguy302 said:
Watch the advertising video for Pro 5.0 shifters in 1996. Seriously, you'll see my powershifting abilities on display. People were wondering why you'd put a Liberty in a stock Cobra...no Liberty, just me and my mad skillz.... :)
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:roll: :roll:
 
Gettin DEEP in here....


I actually SLOWED down goin to a Auto....It shifted too slow.... and that was a GLIDE!!!!!!!!!!

:badass:




Fryguy302 said:
Watch the advertising video for Pro 5.0 shifters in 1996. Seriously, you'll see my powershifting abilities on display. People were wondering why you'd put a Liberty in a stock Cobra...no Liberty, just me and my mad skillz.... :)
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In high school, I once peeled out from my friends gravel driveway with him behind me. 7 or 8 rock chips in the windshield, busted out all of his headlights, put a rock through the center of the hood ornament, busted out the plastic turn signals... That was a pretty big oops.

Not a real big deal, he drove it into a light post in the school parking lot that winter. Another friends head went into the windsheild and finished it off. He drove it to my house and asked me to fix it before his dad got home....

Few weeks later I had replaced mostly everything, he wanted to go drive so I said sure, whatever. Bumper wasn't bolted on. Hit the brakes at the bottom of my driveway, bumper came off, and he ran it over.
 
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