hangemhigh
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Lmao!! ^^^.....I forgot...."By God, we're Michigan" The Home of the Double Standard!
In Brady Hoke's voice![]()
Shouldn't Jim Harbaugh be spending more time with his QB's vs Brice Petty and Jameis Winston?
Winston: "These guys don't know how blessed they are to have this kind of facility. I mean, Florida State, we're a very prestigious school, we have nice stuff, but we don't have this. I'm sorry, I love Florida State. Go 'Noles till the day I die, but they're so much [more] advanced than us."
I was thinking the same thing....
Jameis Winston the new face of UM football?.....Just the kind of guy that I want repping my program.....:wtf:
Who's next?.....Mike Vick?
Subject: FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT
The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Ohio.
A few days after the election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her father, and says, “So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?”
“I don’t think so. It’s a 10-hour drive."
“Don’t worry about it Dad. I’ll send Air Force One. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.” “I don’t know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?”
“Oh Dad," replies Susan, “I’ll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington.”
“Honey,” Dad complains, “you know I can’t eat those rich foods you eat.”
The President-to-be responds, “Don’t worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington; I’ll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there.”
So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan is being sworn in as President of the United States.
In the front row sits the new president’s Dad and Mom.
Dad, noticing the senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers, “You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?”
The senator whispers back, “You bet I do.”
Dad says proudly, “Her brother played football at Ohio State!"
Projected starter for MSU MacGarrett Kings arrested for being "super drunk" (honestly Michigan law calls it that...) This is his second time.
http://www.mlive.com/lansing-news/index.ssf/2015/03/michigan_state_wide_receiver_a.html#incart_river
Dantonio has announced that King Jr will miss the opening kick off of the green-white game as his punishment...
I would like to see Kings kicked off the team. He obviously has a drinking problem. At the minimun, make the kid go thru rehab and suspend him for the 1st two or three games.
He can redshirt still. Make him sit a year and then come back...