nyc: corvette eGGed!

silent E

silent E

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so they're shooting an effing movie in my neighborhood, and of course got permits to park all their dumb trailers an shit on my street...i had to park on a weird lil sidestreet.

745 this morning i discover an egg just fuckn splashed on the back of my window (all cars gota be off the streets at 8am sharp) I went back in for a bottle of warm water...do my business with soap an shit, get hassled by nypd parking. Then drive to the parking lot by way of chinatown, haggle with a guy spraying down the sidewalk to borrow it...hassled by parking enforcement again...

garlic : vampires :: windex: NYPD meter maids :chuck-bal :lol: no tickets tho
 
That sucks Em. But it could have been worse. My wife's car got "pizza'd" in my driveway last year. Someone put spaghetti sauce, oregano, and Parmesan cheese all over the side of the vehicle. What a mess that was to clean off.
 
will have to see this afternoon, had to leave it at the garage. Luckily i always have a protective layer of filth on it that might have helped :lol: ...was mostly on the rear window.

just a pain in the ass in the middle of manhattan. another reason to wish death upon 97% of the human population :lol:
 
Hugger Z said:
Dang, Sorry to hear Em. Hope it was washed off before any damage was done to the paint.
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Scooter70 said:
That sucks Em. But it could have been worse. My wife's car got "pizza'd" in my driveway last year. Someone put spaghetti sauce, oregano, and Parmesan cheese all over the side of the vehicle. What a mess that was to clean off.
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this is true. Really not worth raising the blood pressure over...was just one. I think i got it cleaned off pretty well.

chinese sidewalk sprayers ftw :rockwoot:
 
the paint is prob ok if the egg hit the window, the damage is done from the shell cracking against the paint
 
jsxtreme said:
I remember the last time someone f^&*ed with my shit. I wonder how those kids explained THAT to thier parents. :mmm:
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Most likely it went something like this: "Daddy the man down the street tried to touch my special place" :roll:
 
91trunk said:
Most likely it went something like this: "Daddy the man down the street tried to touch my special place" :roll:
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I'm imagining the young trunk as similar to stuart on MAD :roll:
jsxtreme said:
I remember the last time someone f^&*ed with my shit. I wonder how those kids explained THAT to thier parents. :mmm:
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luckily i have no one to explain it to. I wasnt even hesitant to post up on corvetteforum, those guys know me so well already they would just :shake: They know i cant afford a manhattan garage.

white out said:
At least you didn't get an extreemly overpriced ticket by t3h meter maids.
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exactly. They were far more difficult to deal with than the egg. The egg was just gross. Meter maids are a different level tho.

well the chinese guy was somewhat bemused. I don't know much chinese, but from restaurants i know 'water' and 'egg'. I think he thought i was ordering takeout when i kept pointing at the car going EGG!!! I wonder what he thought the hose would be needed for :lol:

Krazybones said:
....but it is now the perfect time to use your FAVORITE Smiley :itsok:
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:lol: :shake:
 
MxRacerCam said:
how can you say they aren't constructive. did they not cheer you up?

laughter is the best medicine, they say. unless you have "the gift". :lol:
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nowhere in your post is there any reference or mention of how much people suck! That renders it completely irrelevant. Trunk, well... is trunk :lol:

ps: i don't really give a fuck lol :roll: and yes, humor gets me through everything ^.^
 
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