New driving techniques….

This summer I was running through a downtown area and a guy was taking on his phone while his light was green and his window rolled down. So I ran behind his car and yelled "green!" He laughed pretty hard then slowly started rolling away, still on the phone.
 
I love when Im on M59 and people wait until last minute and decide they are going to Lakeside Mall or Partridge Creek and they need to get across 4 lanes so they slow to 25 MPH or just start cutting over and try to force you to let them. Those are the people I will make sure I dont let Im my lane. lol
 
When 4 lanes of heavy traffic are coming to a stop all at the same time, make sure to change lanes.

Also, 3 feet is more than enough space to merge between cars.
 
Just this morning some old bag in a piece of crap scion decided to cut over without a turn signal cause they're lane was ending. This was on 23 mile westbound at mound right past the marathon station. I stayed on the horn behind him for a while and he just waived like I let him.
 
If your lane is a two-track of glare ice, make sure you don't move slightly to the left or right of the two-track to gain traction. (Sarcasm off)

Last night was a solid display of true dumbfuckery.
 
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I worked in Romeo until about 930 PM. The guys that came in at 7 PM said that M53 had a fuck ton of cars in the ditch. I was pretty cautious when driving because it was a sheet of ice
 
Last night was brutal, road conditions snuck up on everyone. Some of the worst driving I had ever seen. There is a small hill just west of Ormond Road on M-59 and everyone was stopped because not a single car could get up it. Was backed up for miles.

--Joe
 
There was a huge pile up at Clinton River and Garfield last night. I was on my way to my buddy's house and traffic was backed up good. A normally 15 minute drive took me almost an hour.
 
If you see a license plate the the "handicap" symbol on it. More often than not, the driver is mentally handicapped.
 
Tin said:
People that are afraid to pass police cars is another one that gets me. If a cop is doing 30MPH in a 45MPH zone, and you're holding up traffic by pacing the cop, you're an idiot. He won't pull you over for doing the speed limit.
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If the cop sees you pacing with him at a lower speed than posted he's probably thinking to himself "This idiot has expired tabs"
 
I equally hate all of the above.... but I really enjoy the morons that ride your ass and cut in and out of traffic only to sit next to you at the next red light!
 
What kills me is the people who signal at the last second and cut you off and act like its ok because they had their turn signal on. Please, while i appreciate you actually using your turn signal, it doesn't give you the right to act a fool.

i was driving in my caddy with studded snow yesterday like whats up suckers. Passed a handful of people in the ditch, I don't know why this weather surprises people, its still winter.

I hate people driving slow across all lanes, if you want to drive slow use the right lane.

orangejuiced86 said:
If the cop sees you pacing with him at a lower speed than posted he's probably thinking to himself "This idiot has expired tabs"
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Dude exactly, if I'm riding dirty that is what i do until i find another road to dip off down haha.

paul09 said:
If you see a license plate the the "handicap" symbol on it. More often than not, the driver is mentally handicapped.
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Yeah, I always give handicap plates benefit of doubt, let them make mistakes. NBD
 
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