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How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
GrandmaLS said:
How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
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The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.

Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.

Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day
428 butt cords of wood.

Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour
731 butt cords of wood.

Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4355 butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996.

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Oh! Oh! I got one! What are the economic, political, social, and foreign policy consequences of Industrialization?
 
kovacs32 said:
which thread is better: "my mower blew up" or this thread? and why?
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They both have their pros and cons. I like "my mower blew up" because it is a true story, and yet, it has a hidden message to everyone.

But like any thread on MM, they are all vunerable to motown homo attacks. So I guess whichever one holds out the longest without another man talking about another man putting their penis in his mouth, then both are great. Or wait, I think I just canceled this thread out by mentioning that. Mower thread is the better now.

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postban said:
Explain the principles of objectivism as they relate to solar powered calculators.
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Solar power is a myth, just like global warming.

Sincerely,
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I think we skipped over the most quintessential question asked on this board!!!

ARE YOU GAY???

Please debate...

:lol: ;)
 
GrandmaLS said:
Oh! Oh! I got one! What are the economic, political, social, and foreign policy consequences of Industrialization?
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Economic, political, social and foreign policy consequences of Industrialization varies on how far along that country is in its technological innovation. Ontop of the things you mentioned, philosophical changes also occur. Most countries will benefit economically, politically, socially, from a boost in Industrialization. But they will also suffer health problems from this increase. Which is one of the bigger problems of Industrialisation.

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91Bird305 said:
Economic, political, social and foreign policy consequences of Industrialization varies on how far along that country is in its technological innovation. Ontop of the things you mentioned, philosophical changes also occur. Most countries will benefit economically, politically, socially, from a boost in Industrialization. But they will also suffer health problems from this increase. Which is one of the bigger problems of Industrialisation.

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Typical CMU grad - a bullshit artist! :lol:
91Bird305 said:
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You missed mine...thee posts up. :D
 
SSpdDmon said:
I think we skipped over the most quintessential question asked on this board!!!

ARE YOU GAY???

Please debate...

:lol: ;)
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A good question. I have been involved in a MMF escapade but we only touched once in the confusion of the ole switch-a-roo and we both quickly pulled away once we realized it was not woman we felt. I was not aroused by this so I consider myself not gay for now. Let's go skiing.

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91Bird305 said:
Broken starter ropes or failure to retract are both repairs that are fairly easy. However, the spring can be nasty as it is under tension (or should be when reassembled). This can be risky if you are not familiar with the internal construction as you disassemble the unit. The cause of a broken cord is obvious. The cause for a failure to retract could be a broken spring, tangled or frayed rope, or some other mechanical failure. A broken spring will require total disassembly of the starter mechanism - fortunately there really isn't that much involved.

With some designs, it is possible to replace the cord without fully disassembling the starter mechanism - by threading the cord in and tying a not in the end - but after rotating it several turns to put the proper tension on the spring. This is relatively safe but may be frustrating as 3 hands are sometimes needed.

Where safe disassembly is not obvious, I would recommend that you refer to a book on lawn mower or small engine repair from the library or the service manual for the mower, if possible. You may be able to find specific step-by-step instructions which will minimize your risk of injury from an encounter with an uncontrolled spring.

When the rope pulls out and retracts normally - but doesn't do anything else - the most likely cause is a problem with the one-way clutch. This may be part of the spring-rope assembly - usually removable as a unit - or attached to the flywheel. The most common problems are gummed up lubrication or a broken spring or other damaged or worn parts. For common engines:

On Briggs & Stratton starters, the clutch is often part of the flywheel nut assembly. The entire unit can be easily removed and replaced if it fails to engage reliably.

On Tecumseh starters, pawls in the starter assembly engage a serrated cup held in place by the flywheel nut. Check for damaged parts or gummed up lubrication. WARNING: Take extreme care should you need to disassemble the portion of the starter that includes the mainspring - that can be nasty.
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Thank you VERY much!
I am going to go home tonight and try to fix it
Thansk alot +1 to you!!!
 
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