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82hatch said:
How does one become rich?
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A good question. I asked this question to a rich man this once. He told me I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars.
 
91Bird305 said:
A good question. I asked this question to a rich man this once. He told me I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars.
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I would have bought the apple..ate it...and then planted the seeds and grown 1,000,000 apples :lol:
Guess thats why I am not rich :lol:
 
91Bird305 said:
The spices create a more potent smell in your bowels. You're body can't wait for that stuff to get out of you so when it is released, your body feels a sense of relief. It works the same with diarrhea or puking PBR. You always feel great after.
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I just +1'd you on the ghost thing but i wish I would have saved it for the PBR.
 
SSpdDmon said:
In Napoleon Dynomite, why didn't the time machine work?
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They forgot this thing.

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