Maybe a good quote's thread?

It's Tee Ball Special Olympics around here, sooner or later somebody is gonna get a bat to the nuts, but we're all smiles 'cuz there's ice cream after the game. ------- beertestr
 
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
 
"If she had as many sticking out as she's had stuck in, she'd look like a goddammed porcupine".

-Old man Kurt talking about some whore in the store back from I used to work at Murray's when I was in high school.
 
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