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CRASH said:
i hate it when you shit and you have to wipe 235634535743 times and you still have shit on the toilet paper.

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I hate when the toilet paper balls up in your ass hair after the 29th wipe.



There i said it.
 
I think I have anxiety and have been too scared to get checked out for it due to possibly hurting my future career.

There I said it.
 
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I was bangin my best friend's ex-girlfriend while he was bangin on her bedroom window at 3am. When asked why my car was at her house by him the next day, I promptly told him that I was fucking her room mate.......I'm now engaged to my now ex-best friend's ex-girlfriend and she just gave birth to our daughter 2 weeks ago!!!!! And my now ex-best friend just found out about our relationship about 2 months ago!

THERE, I SAID IT!!!!!

P.S. According to man law, I am within the requirements of waiting 6 months after the breakup, infact, I exceeded man law expectations and waited over a year!

TSHAFT
 
TSHAFTISA5-OH said:
I was bangin my best friend's ex-girlfriend while he was bangin on her bedroom window at 3am. When asked why my car was at her house by him the next day, I promptly told him that I was fucking her room mate.......I'm now engaged to my now ex-best friend's ex-girlfriend and she just gave birth to our daughter 2 weeks ago!!!!! And my now ex-best friend just found out about our relationship about 2 months ago!

THERE, I SAID IT!!!!!

P.S. According to man law, I am within the requirements of waiting 6 months after the breakup, infact, I exceeded man law expectations and waited over a year!

TSHAFT
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Wow dude.
 
Rules for being a man #1:

"Thou shalt not rideth on a bike with another man."

there i said it.
 
TSHAFTISA5-OH said:
I was bangin my best friend's ex-girlfriend while he was bangin on her bedroom window at 3am. When asked why my car was at her house by him the next day, I promptly told him that I was fucking her room mate.......I'm now engaged to my now ex-best friend's ex-girlfriend and she just gave birth to our daughter 2 weeks ago!!!!! And my now ex-best friend just found out about our relationship about 2 months ago!

THERE, I SAID IT!!!!!

P.S. According to man law, I am within the requirements of waiting 6 months after the breakup, infact, I exceeded man law expectations and waited over a year!

TSHAFT
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ReiKo said:
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I would almost feel bad about the whole situation if she would have fucked him over, but he was lying to her the entire time they were together about his living arrangements with his baby's mama! She found out, and got rid of him.....we didn't even talk for over a year after she broke up with him, then I ran into her one night at a bar and the next thing I knew, I was in her bed......

TSHAFT
 
TSHAFTISA5-OH said:
I would almost feel bad about the whole situation if she would have fucked him over, but he was lying to her the entire time they were together about his living arrangements with his baby's mama! She found out, and got rid of him.....we didn't even talk for over a year after she broke up with him, then I ran into her one night at a bar and the next thing I knew, I was in her bed......

TSHAFT
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:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: +1
 
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